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I have two dogs, Lottie and Charlie. -- Helen George
I've got two dogs; they're Boston terriers, and they're allowed everywhere. -- Chuck Palahniuk
We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare. -- Charles Dance
My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration. -- Gary Johnson
I have two dogs and a parrot, so they require a lot of attention. They deserve it. -- Cassie Steele
I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs. -- Connie Stevens
I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign. -- Christina Milian
My life contains so many other things; I have my children, my grandchildren, my two dogs and a big place in the country. I have my own life. -- Agnetha Faltskog
I gave away two dogs years ago because I felt guilty at not being able to give them the time and attention they deserved. I now regularly feed an army of squirrels and wild birds around our house. -- Mike Farrell
I've found a place that would amaze you. People used to live there, but now it's all overgrown and no one goes there. Absolutely no one - only me... Just a little house and a garden. And two dogs. -- Karel Capek
I'll be a little bummed out if I make it to my 70s and didn't have a kid. I have two dogs and I know how much I love them. I would like to love and raise a kid. -- John Corbett
A plot is two dogs and one bone. -- Robert Newton Peck
You're out of luck like two dogs stuck. -- Ghostface Killah
Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame. -- Bob Newhart
I have two dogs myself and they are always around when I write, so they tend to creep in there. -- Arthur Bradford
I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing. -- Bill Maher
Barney did not reply. He looked at Krendler as though the left and right hemispheres of Krendler's brain were two dogs stuck together. -- Thomas Harris
The trick is to have a career and have a family. It's like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night. -- Tom Waits
The pair of them were staring at the computer screen like two dogs watching animal planet: very focused, but incapable of turning up the volume or changing the channel. -Manny and Butch -- J.R. Ward
I get a lot of sleep on the bus. I bring two dogs with me, who keep me grounded. I guess that's just in my soul. It's good to know that you're good at something. -- Emmylou Harris
In America they got two policemen, five policemen and one car watching each other, each has got a pistol, one has got a machine gun, one' got a shotgun and two dogs growling at each other. -- Muhammad Ali
Inside of me there are two dogs. One is mean and evil and the other is good and they fight each other all the time. When asked which one wins I answer, the one I feed the most. -- Sitting Bull
Lo, when two dogs are fighting in the streets, With a third dog one of the two dogs meets; With angry teeth he bites him to the bone, And this dog smarts for what that dog has done. -- Henry Fielding
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language." -- Morey Amsterdam
I can't imagine my life without animals. I have two dogs and three cats. Coming home and finding them all lined up at the door waiting for me has got to be one of the sweetest joys of my life. -- Halle Berry
I have a house, with two big plasma-screen TVs, two dogs, a grill, chessboard. I like to keep it low-key: invite friends over, order some Papa John's pizzas and Coors Light, play poker and ping-pong and chill. I'm pretty private. -- Jared Padalecki
From the moment this baby came into our home, those two dogs have never been more in love. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever witnessed. People keep saying, 'Oh, you're a single mom.' I'm like, 'Actually, I'm not. I've got two boys helping.' -- Charlize Theron
I'm an ambassador for Best Friends [Animal Society], an incredible organization that's devoted to the welfare of animals - in particular, trying to help make every animal shelter a no-kill shelter. My two dogs were rescues, and I'm a firm believer in finding every dog or cat a home. -- Patrick Fabian
I have two beautiful dogs that I cherish. -- Bradley Cooper
We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough. -- Christine Taylor
I don't have pets, I have two guard dogs; and I don't do my own shopping; it's a security thing. -- Enya
There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars. -- Lee Trevino
I don't wear fur and I understand their cause. I am the biggest animal lover in the world. I have four dogs and two horses, and I have rescued animals all my life. -- Gisele Bundchen
I'm a grandmother with dogs and nice friends here in the Rocky mountains. Ever see the movie A River Runs Through It? That's where I live. It's beautiful, no two ways about it. -- Margot Kidder
I've got two little dogs, a little Chihuahua-Pomeranian I've had for about eight years - his name is Oliver - and a miniature German Schnauzer I've had for about seven years. They're like little brothers. -- Scott Michael Foster
Apparently, all I do is walk my dogs. In L.A., I have more of a yard existence, and so I enjoy walking my two little dogs in New York - one's a Maltese and the other's a Shih Tzu. -- Jim Parsons
We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed. -- Ellen DeGeneres
Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London? -- Louis C. K.
The two old secretaries conversed in the manner of hostile but toothless male dogs. -- John Irving
Dogs may be divided into two classes: those who are merely afraid of cattle and those who can't abide them. -- Elspeth Huxley
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars. -- Lee Trevino
There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house. -- Napoleon Bonaparte
There are two kinds of fidelity - that of dogs and that of cats; and you gentlemen, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house -- Napoleon Bonaparte

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