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At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really. -- Michel Gondry
It's funny - in elementary school, I went by Amber. I never liked Tiffani. -- Tiffani Thiessen
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. -- Carrot Top
I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? -- Cecily Strong
I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. -- Ryan Stiles
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. -- Leonardo DiCaprio
In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth. -- Lara Stone
There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school. -- Mike Birbiglia
The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have. -- Will Ferrell
It's funny, because in drama school, my greatest strength was my range. So my early career was like that: I played all kinds of different characters. -- Lance Reddick
For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy. -- George A. Romero
I wanted to write at school - to write funny stories which the teacher might ask me to read out to the class. It's all basically about showing off. -- Mark Billingham
There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood. -- Julie Brown
The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life. -- Seann William Scott
Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married... with Children,' which is a really funny and perverse place for a little girl in a Catholic school uniform to grow up. -- Meghan Markle
I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny. -- Julie Brown
I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose. -- James Patterson
I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't like a true troublemaker, just rambunctious - like, talkative and trying to be funny. That was me in middle-school. -- J. Cole
When I was in high school, there was 'Superbad' and 'The Girl Next Door' and 'Wedding Crashers' and all these great movies. You hope to be a part of something that's smart, funny and in that Todd Phillips-vein. You want to make something like 'Superbad.' That movie was so good and so funny. -- Miles Teller
Once an actor told me he went to the Shakespeare School of Acting, and I said, 'I went to the Shakespeare of Acting, too' and he said, 'Oh really?' And I said, 'I went to Shakespeare Elementary School in Chicago.' He didn't take the joke well, he didn't laugh and didn't think it was funny - I thought it was funny. It's all the same to me. -- Michael Clarke Duncan
Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school. -- Vanessa Bayer
I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. -- Ryan Stiles
Humor was also a defense mechanism from getting picked on at school. If I could be funny maybe people wouldn't bother me. -- Pandora Boxx
I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. -- Iliza Shlesinger
I loved writing for the school newspaper. I liked to report and interview people, but I really liked to write columns, funny columns. -- Bonnie Jo Campbell
It's very funny. People do not want to achieve liberation or be happy. This is the basic guideline they teach you in Spiritual Training School. -- Frederick Lenz
It's very funny. People do not want to achieve liberation or be happy. This is the basic guideline they teach you in Spiritual Training School. -- Frederick Lenz
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This is followed by laughter because we're in high school, which means we're predictable and almost everything is funny, especially if it's someone else's public humiliation. -- Jennifer Niven
What's funny about my group of friends is that none of us ever went to the same school. None of us lived in the same part of town. -- Mila Kunis
The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered. -- Kevin Hart
There was plenty of dysfunction in my family and I went to Catholic School with these psychotic nuns. I would always try to be funny to lighten the mood. -- Julie Brown
It's funny because I went to a predominantly white school, but for some reason they always picked the musicals that were supposed to be done by totally black casts. -- Dane DeHaan
I've never been to a prom or a dance; so it's funny, because we have dances on the show, and I'll be like, 'Oh yay! It's my school dance!' -- Ashley Benson

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