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Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Doing time is like climbing a mountain wearing roller skates. -- John Dean
He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. -- Alan Ayckbourn
The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates. -- Joe Garagiola
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. -- T. J. Miller
Typical Hollywood crowd - all the kids are on drugs, and all the adults are on roller skates. -- Eric Idle
If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. -- Leopold Fechtner
Any writer who believes in the 'lucky creative accident' in writing is pushing elephants on roller skates up greased ramps. -- Leonard Bishop
When I was 3, my parents strapped on a pair of Playskool plastic roller skates to my feet, and that's where the story begins. -- J. R. Celski
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. -- David Walton
Talent without discipline is like an octopus on roller skates. There's plenty of movement, but you never know if it's going to be forward, backwards, or sideways. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I believed that old people never laughed. I thought they sighed a lot and groaned. They walked with sticks, and they didn't like children on bicycles or roller skates or with big dogs. -- Maeve Binchy
I believed that old people never laughed. I thought they sighed a lot and groaned. They walked with sticks, and they didn't like children on bicycles or roller skates... or with big dogs. -- Maeve Binchy
Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. -- T. J. Miller
And thus Snow White became the prince's bride. The wicked queen was invited to the wedding feast and when she arrived there were red-hot iron shoes, in the manner of red-hot roller skates, clamped upon her feet. -- Anne Sexton
She had never been a proficient flirt. Her spasms of kittenish behaviour were graceless and inept, like normal conversation on roller skates. but the combination of the retsina and sun made Emma feel sentimental and light-headed. She reached for her roller skates. -- David Nicholls
I always wear roller skates when I ride my bicycle. The more wheels the better, and that's what makes me a better lover. You know you want to go for a spin. I'll bring the record player, if you bring 1982 and her little sister, Elton John. -- Jarod Kintz
I started skating at age 2 on roller skates on the South Side of Chicago, where I grew up. By age 4, roller-skating was something I really enjoyed. Everyone around me wanted to do the 'roll bounce' thing, but I was pretty much only interested in going fast. -- Shani Davis
I love to roller skate. -- Jane Krakowski
I like to roller skate. I have been roller skating since I was eight. -- Mackenzie Foy
Roller-skating and ice-skating are two different things - I found that out the hard way. -- Todd Bridges
Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting. -- George Sanders
I roller skated when I was younger, but when you're on a track that's slanted and you're with other people all skating in a pack, it's a whole different sport. -- Kristen Wiig
I didn't grow up in one of those restrictive Christian households where you couldn't do this or that. We were brought up with a great collection of good morals and good values, but we also had fun. We'd go to church on Sunday, but then have ice cream, roller skate or play in the park afterwards. -- Yolanda Adams
Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun. -- Frank Zappa
Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums! Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums! And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbley! -- Dr. Seuss

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