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Putting my face in food is not a habit I have unless I'm really drunk. -- Charlotte Dawson
I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter. -- Robert Pattinson
I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk. -- Warren Ellis
Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time. -- Dane Cook
I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really drunk. -- Mitch Hedberg
When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into other cars. -- Emily Yoffe
One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put his hand in the holy water. -- Greg Benson
No one can get really drunk on a novel or a painting, but who can help getting drunk on Reethoven's Ninth, Rartok's Sonata for Two Pianos and Percussion, or the Reatles' White Album? -- Milan Kundera
Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. So do what Homeland Security Dir. Tom Ridge does: Get really drunk, and pick up a hooker. -- David Letterman
One night at a party, a really drunk guy came up to me and said, 'Whoa you look like Yves Saint Laurent' because I was wearing a turtleneck. I'd love to track that guy down and tell him that he gave pretty good casting advice. -- Pierre Niney
It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel. -- Vidal Sassoon
Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time. -- Clea Duvall
I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy. -- Jessie J
I still party all the time and hang out with everyone who drinks, but I just don't personally, and don't really have the desire to get blitzed drunk any more. -- Slash
When I first got my driver's license, I was hit by a drunk driver. He was coming off of a freeway, and I was hurt pretty badly from somebody driving really fast. -- Amy Heckerling
I try to make myself, and subsequently the audience, as uncomfortable as possible, whether it's completely desecrating a song they thought was one thing, or getting too drunk to really do a very good job. -- J Tillman
Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk. -- John Leguizamo
The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in. -- Alan Davies
You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober.' I was really excited to do that scene, but I did get slapped. -- Thomas Howes
I only worked on Men of Honor for three weeks, but I walked away with so much. Because Bob is the kind of actor who gives you the opportunity to really go there. And we really had to go there. I mean, we were both playing drunks. -- Charlize Theron
Advertisers don't want to be ignored, and they are drunk on our data, which is what Google and other large networks are really selling. The ads are almost a by-product; what companies really want to know is what antiperspirant a woman of 25-34 is most likely to purchase after watching 'House of Cards.' -- Jeffrey Zeldman
...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk. -- Libba Bray
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk. -- Francis Chichester
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I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work. -- Jason Flemyng
I'm not raging drunk when I play. I just like to relax. Sometimes I stop and I tell people "I'm sorry, I'm really nervous". -- Chuck Mosley

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