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Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good. -- Robin Williams
Fifteen years ago tomorrow I had open heart surgery, a quintuple bypass surgery. Thanks to all of my doctors. Because of them, in 15 years of life I've been able to experience, well, acid reflux, short-term memory loss, and erectile dysfunction. Thanks for all your work. It's great to be alive. -- David Letterman
The only thing left that shows I was a heart patient is I have a scar down the middle of my chest where they went in three times to do open heart surgery. I have a brand new heart inside, and all the mechanical and electronic gear and so forth is all gone. -- Dick Cheney
Let's face it, the human body is like a condominium apartment. The thing that keeps you really enjoying it is the maintenance. There's a tremendous amount of daily, weekly, monthly and yearly work that has to be done. From showering to open heart surgery, we're always doing something to ourselves. If your body was a used car, you wouldn't buy it. -- Jerry Seinfeld
Adapting your own book is like performing open-heart surgery on your own child. -- Jonathan Tropper
Open-heart surgery is now part of a typical life experience for many people. Folks talk casually about 'having a stent put in,' as if they had their tires rotated. -- Roger Ebert
My father died during open-heart surgery on March 29 of my senior year in college. I was getting set to go to law school. I remember sitting in the waiting room when the doctor walked in. I said to myself, The worst possible thing just happened. What will you do? -- Steve Wynn
Meanwhile in my head, Iâ??m undergoing open-heart surgery. -- Anne Sexton
I would never do hard-core pornography, because it looks too much like open-heart surgery. -- John Waters
So far, I should be calm and more specifically not like that...Anything else? Would you like to do surgery on my personality? How about open-heart surgery? IÂ´ve got some tools -- Julianna Baggott

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