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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it. -- Demetri Martin
Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! -- Norm MacDonald
If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas? -- Dana Gould

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