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Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board. -- Bernadette Peters
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' -- Steven Wright
Being poor sucks... It's hard to figure out the secrets of the universe when you're trying to figure out where you and your girlfriend are going to sleep next month. -- Antony Garrett Lisi

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