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You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police. -- Jack Nicholson
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. -- Jack Nicholson
When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore. -- Matt Dillon
Little white lies are part of everyday life. If you're in court being charged with a felony, you're probably going to be tempted to lie. Or if your girlfriend asks you if the sweater she is wearing makes her look fat; you're going to lie because you love that person. There are different reasons and justifications to lie; it's human nature. -- Monica Raymund
I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man. -- Doug Benson
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. -- Joe Rogan

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