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A fat person lives shorter but eats longer. -- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet. -- Dolly Parton
I can't believe I was a fat person for most of my life. -- Ricki Lake
What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon? -- Jo Brand
You think people hate a fat person? Try a fat person who's trying to get thin. -- Junot Diaz
I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person. -- Jo Brand
Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them -- Jo Brand
She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person. -- Terry Pratchett
I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. -- Jesse Ventura
I call myself a FFP: former fat person, and when you're an FFP, you will always see in yourself what people used to bully you for. -- Kelly Osbourne
I sure don't think of myself as a fat person, just someone who carries extra weight. I've never seen anyone on the DL with pulled fat. -- Rod Beck
The only thing that anyone can diagnose, with any certainty, by looking at a fat person, is their own level of stereotype and prejudice toward fat people. -- Marilyn Wann
If you've been fat, you will always feel and see the world as a fat person; you know how difficult it is... It's the same coming from a working-class background... it never leaves you. -- Caitlin Moran
Well you know, it's true that as a fat person I run a greater risk of heart disease, diabetes, and a number of other things. But guess what? The amount of that risk is almost infinitessimal! -- Daniel Pinkwater
Treat yourself like a fat person with aches and pains and a suitcase full of excuses, and good luck--you'll stay exactly where you are. Train like an athlete and, though you may not look like one now, you will become one. -- Chalene Johnson
Treat yourself like a fat person with aches and pains and a suitcase full of excuses, and good luck-you'll stay exactly where you are. Train like an athlete and, though you may not look like one now, you will become one. -- Chalene Johnson
I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you're like that weird fat person that got skinny but still has a big head. I don't want to do that. So I'm just trying. -- Billy Gardell
If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it, so you have to work out a way of dealing with it. The best way is to be humorous about it - that defuses any tension. -- Jo Brand
We feel it's unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is. -- Gwyneth Paltrow
As I was growing up, it was made clear that the fat me wasn't welcome, that a thin person was expected and awaited, and impatiently so. -- Arabella Weir
I'm a big State Fair person, and my main goal is to eat as much food as possible, but I tend not to do the foods on a stick. But I like Big Fat Bacon. -- Alison McGhee
The person who should really write an appreciation of the late great Dom DeLuise is Burt Reynolds, who, even more than Mel Brooks, made of the jolly, beanie wearing fat man a side-kick and a legend. -- Rich Cohen
There was no person, whether they thought I was too fat, too black, too country, too ghetto, too New York, too thug or too whatever! Nobody ultimately had the say over whether or not I was going to make it. -- Kelly Price
I really worshipped Mama Cass a lot. Mama Cass, who was really fat and she didn't lose weight. Yeah, she went on diets but for the most part of her life and the better part of her career she was a big person. -- Beth Ditto
Louis Tomlinson, who is a member of One Direction, his mum was a chaperone on 'Fat Friends.' So Louis used to come to the set with his mum, and since I was the only sort of young person around, we would kick a football around, things like that. -- James Corden
Little white lies are part of everyday life. If you're in court being charged with a felony, you're probably going to be tempted to lie. Or if your girlfriend asks you if the sweater she is wearing makes her look fat; you're going to lie because you love that person. There are different reasons and justifications to lie; it's human nature. -- Monica Raymund
When I was a kid, I hated being talked to as a kid. I don't know if all kids feel that way, but I seem to remember awful things in the crib, something like people doing baby talk in the crib and sticking their big, fat faces in there and scaring me. So I always talk to kids as if they were a person. -- Michael Feldman
My father raised us like... we were not allowed to see people in any sort of colors, but also we were not allowed to call people fat. If ever we were to say, 'Oh that fat person, or this person,' he would make us put a bar of soap in our mouth and count to 10. We weren't allowed to look at people like that. -- Khloe Kardashian
A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person. -- Zig Ziglar
I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies. -- Dom DeLuise
She might be nasty, she might be fat, but I never met a person who would tell her that. -- Jim Croce
Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip. -- Dave Barry
Fat is merely stored energy. It is a physical state, nothing more and nothing less. It implies zero about your value as a person in this world. -- Jillian Michaels

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