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Any time you can involve fake mustaches, things are just better. -- Graham Elliot
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. -- Tom Lenk
Your deceit smells like a fake mustache. Nobody stole my facial hair. I shaved this morning and donated half of it to the Humane Society. The other half I kept for sentimental petting reasons. -- Jarod Kintz
I'm an old fashioned theater major at heart. I love to do a show, do something with friends; I'm kind of a nerd in that way. I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. -- Tom Lenk
The Beastie Boys are guys I loved before I met them, and when I got to know them, we started a magazine together, and we started making videos together, and a lot of it came out of us just cracking ourselves up, like going to the fake mustache store and buying fake mustaches. -- Spike Jonze
If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off. -- Jeff Foxworthy

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