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I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. -- Elvis Presley
The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't. -- W. C. Fields
The average parent may, for example, plant an artist or fertilize a ballet dancer and end up with a certified public accountant. We cannot train children along chicken wire to make them grow in the right direction. Tying them to stakes is frowned upon, even in Massachusetts. -- Ellen Goodman
Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality. -- Elizabeth McCracken
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. -- Bob Newhart
I was never a Certified Public Accountant... I just had a degree in accounting. The reason I was never a Certified Public Accountant was because it would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. -- Bob Newhart

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