Candle making quotes:

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  • The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. -- Steven Wright
  • Rearranging furniture, adding some candles, or making even small tweaks can really make the difference. -- Anthea Turner
  • Van Morrison is probably, at this point in time, my biggest influence as a vocalist. When we were making our last album I had a vinyl copy of 'Veedon Fleece' in the vocal booth in front of me, in the dorky sense. I think there were candles around, which is really tacky, but hey, I needed to channel Van the Man! -- Nate Ruess
  • If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS News as, 'Candle-making industry threatened'. -- Newt Gingrich
  • Candle making is a half-ass business, because the product is only useful half the day, at night. Why not make candles that double as dildos, and make it a whole-ass business. -- Jarod Kintz
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