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As a child, I always enjoyed building forts by stringing up bed sheets and clothes. I continue to be inspired by makeshift structures, including my own kids' forts and temporary architecture of all sorts. -- Janet Echelman
My body grew hot, then cold. I tried to eat the bed sheets. My heart beat madly. Every joint in my body ached. When I took the cure they took it all away from me. -- Bela Lugosi
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size). -- Rodney Dangerfield
Dakota's head was stuck in his toga. He staggered around olike a Kool-Aid-stained ghost. "Um," Percy said, "should I wear my bed sheets? -- Rick Riordan
I'm good at loving books. I'm good at loving soft bed sheets. I'm good at loving coffees and teas. I am good at loving things that can't love me back, that don't have the power to leave. And maybe, that's why I love them. -- Andrea Gibson
I would climb on roofs and jump off using my parents' bed sheet, hoping it would open like a parachute. I was always getting hurt, breaking a leg, you know, bruising, cracking my head open. -- Cathy Rigby
This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up in a bed sheet, talking Aramaic, maybe parting the waters in the bathtub occasionally, just to keep in practice? -- Pat Condell
Alternating the thoughtful task of writing with the mindless work of laundry or dish washing will give you the breaks you need for new ideas and insights to occur. If you don't know what comes next in the story... clean your toilet. Change the bed sheets. For Christ sakes, dust the computer. A better idea will come. -- Chuck Palahniuk
The most luxurious item is a beautiful bed and beautiful, simple sheets. -- Andre Leon Talley
Just lying in my big bed with Frette sheets. Oh my god, there's nothing better. -- Robin Wright
I've just always liked hotels. I like the bed and the sheets and everything that comes along with it. -- David Boreanaz
I have cotton or flannel sheets, depending on the weather. They have to be ironed, and I get my bed changed nearly every day. -- Martha Stewart
What happens when the guy who runs the reactor gets out of bed wrong or decides, for some reason, that he wants to override his instruction sheet some afternoon? -- David R. Brower
I was a bed wetter till very late. My mom used to hang my sheets out the window to dry, and I'd have to run home from school in order to beat the other kids to my house so they wouldn't see them. -- Vince Vaughn
If he could sleep on it. He would make his bed with white sheets And disappear into the white, Like a man diving, If he could be certain That the light Would not keep him awake, The light that reaches To the bottom. -- Donald Justice
I was always very active as a kid. I would climb on roofs and jump off using my parents' bed sheet, hoping it would open like a parachute. I was always getting hurt, breaking a leg, you know, bruising, cracking my head open. -- Cathy Rigby
I had a very difficult relationship with my mother. She used to wake me up in the middle of the night if I wasn't sleeping straight and was messing up the sheets. Now when I stay in hotels I sleep so straight they don't even think I've used the bed. -- Marina Abramovic
At Marshall Field in Chicago, I had them take a big bed into the menswear department, one with black sheets. I'd get in bed wearing a nightcap, and my fans would get in bed with me, one at a time, and I'd sign their memorabilia. And then I'd give them a free pint of Ben & Jerry's. -- Wavy Gravy
They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another. -- Rodney Dangerfield
White on rice. Green on grass. Sheets on a bed. Him on her. -- Cindy Gerard
Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you). -- Vantile Whitfield
I wash with my own soap-wear my own perfume...got to bed on my own sheets... have my own food products. I live on me. -- Pierre Cardin

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