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My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? -- Bob Saget
There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed. -- Neneh Cherry
I tweet from bed. I love it because it's so quick. And it's funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don't sense the sarcasm - there's no sarcasm font. -- Christine Teigen
I'm a fan of the old 'Creature Features' like 'Critters,' and 'Gremlins' and 'Tremors.' 'Jaws' is classic. It's funny that I still like those films because I remember my mom would tease me about getting a pet Critter to keep under my bed. -- Brooke Nevin
At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef. -- Eric McCormack
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. -- C. S. Lewis
Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars. -- James M. Barrie

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