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Being a male capable of grunting, sweating, and not asking for directions, but not yet having conqured a women...in our culture, that wasn't manhood, that was dorksville! -- Eric Ludy
Stop asking for directions so much. Assuming that you're in a safe environment, pay attention and figure things out for yourself. Have the nerve to take a wrong turn now and then. You'll develop better working instincts and have more self-esteem too. -- Marilyn vos Savant
You have this impression from England that New Yorkers can be quite aggressive, but certainly the people that I've bumped into and the friends I've made here don't seem that way. Just walking down the street and asking for directions, people seem to be very helpful and happy to help. -- Archie Panjabi
If the person at the wheel refuses to ask for directions, it is time for a new driver. -- Jennifer Granholm
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions. -- Elayne Boosler
Anyone who has ever asked for directions knows you need two crucial pieces of information to get good results: a starting point and a destination. -- Mike Quigley
TV Guide' is smart to aim toward women. More women will go there to find out what's on - just like when guys won't ask for directions, a woman will break out the map. -- Kate Flannery
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. -- Dave Barry
I could be on 52nd and Third in Manhattan up and ask a strange for directions and they will help you, that's a rural heart. Your car breaks down in the middle of Iowa or somewhere, or Tennessee where I'm from, people want to help each other. Given each opportunity, you see how people come together. -- Rodney Atkins
A man asking for help ought to at least give directions. -- Barbara Mertz
Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. -- Andy Borowitz

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