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This man dresses like an unmade bed. -- Henny Youngman
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. -- Erma Bombeck
A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman. -- Marlene Dietrich
I try to make my bed every day for mental health. Coming home to an unmade bed or a room with clothes all over will depress me. -- David Alan Grier
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. -- Erma Bombeck
I seem to have no dress sense at all. I'm always being listed in New York among one of the ten worst dressed men of the year. Someone once described me as "looking like an unmade bed." He was right! -- Orson Welles
She makes use of the soft of the bread for a napkin. She falls asleep at times with shoes on, on unmade beds. When a little money comes in, June buys delicacies, strawberries in the winter, caviar and bath salts. -- Anais Nin
The poet who writes "free" verse is like Robinson Crusoe on his desert island: he must do all his cooking, laundry and darning for himself. In a few exceptional cases, this manly independence produces something original and impressive, but more often the result is squalor dirty sheets on the unmade bed and empty bottles on the unswept floor. -- W. H. Auden
I think that's why Meryl Streep is working so much, because she looks like a woman we can all relate to. I look at her and I think, 'I'm chasing my kids, I've moved my parents in with me, I'm coping with food spills - that looks like me in real life'. Meryl looks like an unmade bed, and that's what I look like. To me, that looks true. -- Sharon Stone
Some are masters of illusions, some are ministers of trade, all under the same delusion, all their beds unmade. -- Bob Dylan

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