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Man is a wingless animal with two feet and flat nails. -- Plato
Stage and film are just two wildly different animals. Why compare the two? -- Bebe Neuwirth
The only animals that we test on are the two of us and our kids. -- Connie Sellecca
They're one of - crocs and snakes are two of my favorite animals. They're so good. -- Bindi Irwin
Comedians and impressionists used to be two different showbiz animals entirely, but now there's no such thing as a comedian who doesn't do impressions. -- John Podhoretz
The quad toms are a completely different animal than the standard drum set/trap kit. Playing wise and stylistically, they are two different beasts. -- Tommy Lee
My mother said that we're so lucky to be women. It's not that men are weak. Men are men. We're two completely different animals. -- Diane von Furstenberg
Recording an album and doing it live are like two different animals. There are some people that are great singers live, horrible in the studio. -- Frank Stallone
Animal Kingdom' was an amalgam of two people that I had met-slash-known, not particularly well. They were both very, very scary people for very different reasons. -- Ben Mendelsohn
I have two young kids. So my VCR, like, you kind of have to sift through a lot of, like, 'Animal Mechanicals,' 'Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.' -- Kathryn Hahn
If you look at little kids and wild animals, these are two groups of things that whenever I'm with them forces me to be in the moment. -- Dominic Monaghan
I've always loved animals and I always thought that they were, if not better, then the absolute equal of any two legged creature that God ever created. -- Ali MacGraw
Horseracing and ranch horses are two different animals. You're getting race horses out and running and running them. It can be really problematic. A thoroughbred's very delicate. -- Dennis Quaid
There's nothing humane about the flesh of animals who have had one or two or even three improvements made in their singularly rotten lives on today's factory farms. -- Ingrid Newkirk
I don't wear fur and I understand their cause. I am the biggest animal lover in the world. I have four dogs and two horses, and I have rescued animals all my life. -- Gisele Bundchen
I also love animals, and I worked at a veterinary clinic for a while, but it turns out that loving animals and removing deflated basketballs from the intestinal tracts of animals are two very different skill sets. -- Karen Russell
In the animal world, on the other hand, the process of evolution is characterised by the progressive discrimination of the animal and vegetative functions, and a consequent differentiation of these two great provinces into their separate departments. -- Wilhelm Wundt
No, I'm not very productive at all. I'm probably like an animal. I mean, great animals in the ocean feed all the time. I'm someone who procrastinates, worries, for most of a month, and then I'll have a flurry of manic productivity with a sense of great urgency and fear for, like, two days. -- Jonathan Ames
We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed. -- Ellen DeGeneres
When we see animals doing remarkable things, how do we know if we're simply seeing tricks or signs of real intelligence? Are talented animals just obeying commands, or do they have some kind of deeper understanding? One of the biggest challenges for animal researchers is to come up with tests that can distinguish between the two. -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals. -- Homer
Animals have two vital functions in today's society; to be delicious and to fit well. -- Greg Proops
Most people love animals, and most people love to laugh. Combining the two makes both resonate deeper. -- Elayne Boosler
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Julia [Roberts]. She's got two kids and animals, and I think she's a night nibbler. There'd be crumbs everywhere. -- Richard Gere
So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns. -- Stephen Colbert
We don't have two hearts, one for animals and one for humans ; we have one heart or we don't have any. -- Alphonse de Lamartine
I envy animals for two things - their ignorance of evil to come, and their ignorance of what is said about them. -- Voltaire
I'm enjoying my retirement, enjoying my life. I have two kids and a lot of my time is spent chasing these two animals. -- Pete Sampras
Animals travel on all fours. Mankind on two. Motorcycling is not a means of transport but an ideology, a nomadic way of life. -- Amit Reddy
I cannot abide the Mr. and Mrs. Noah attitude towards marriage; the animals went in two by two, forever stuck together with glue. -- Vita Sackville-West
There are two things for which animals are to be envied: they know nothing of future evils, or of what people say about them. -- Voltaire
Two of the many areas of conflict between Judeo-Christian values and leftism concern the separation between the holy and the profane and the separation between humans and animals. -- Dennis Prager
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals -- James Thurber
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals. -- James Thurber
Slowly, but with no doubt or hesitation whatever, and in something of a solemn expectancy, the two animals passed through the broken tumultuous water and moored their boat at the flowery margin of the island. -- Kenneth Grahame

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