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There's no getting blood out of a turnip. -- Frederick Marryat
I look like a turnip with hair in the morning! -- Dominic Cooper
This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. -- Richard Burton
In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has -- Mark Twain
The turnip is a capricious vegetable, which seems reluctant to show itself at its best. -- Waverley Root
To him who is stinted of food a boiled turnip will relish like a roast fowl. -- Saadi
The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip. -- Terry Pratchett
One who is proud of ancestry is like a turnip there is nothing good of him but that which is underground -- Samuel Butler
I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip. -- Billy Bob Thornton
If you'd take your head home and boil it for a turnip it might be useful. I can't say. But it might. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
I still wanna know who to sue to get my store fixed. (Bubba) I'm a turnip. Sue the rich kid who started it. (Nick) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
If the man who turnips cries, Cry not when his father dies, 'Tis proof that he had rather Have a turnip than his father. -- Samuel Johnson
Sweeping from butcher's stalls, dung, guts, and blood, Drown'd puppies, stinking sprats, all drench'd in mud, Dead cats, and turnip-tops, come tumbling down the flood. -- Jonathan Swift
I suppose the implication of that is the president and the vice president and myself and Colin Powell just fell off a turnip truck to take these jobs. -- Donald Rumsfeld
Alongside getting faith out of a heart that is utterly hostile and unbelieving, making a silk purse out of a sow's ear or getting blood from a turnip is child's play. -- John Gerstner
Women. You'll interpret anything as love. You see a man wearing an idiotic expression, and you assume he's been struck by Cupid's arrow when in reality, he's digesting a bad turnip. -- Lisa Kleypas
Women. You'll interpret anything as love. You see a man wearing an idiotic expression, and you assume he's been struck by Cupid's arrow when in reality, he's digesting a bad turnip." -- Lisa Kleypas

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