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I like all my children, even the squat and ugly ones. -- Howard Nemerov
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will -- Anna Lee
Movies without meaningful dialogue play well all over the world. The Apostle is probably the best movie of the year, but it won't do squat in Korea. -- Robert Benton
I couldn't live a week without a private library - indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess. -- H. P. Lovecraft
When I was younger, my coach, Liang Chow, made all the decisions. I would go to the gym for practice, do exactly what Chow told me to do, go home, come back and start all over again. If Chow told me to do 50 squat jumps, I did 50 squat jumps. -- Shawn Johnson
Don't squat with your spurs on. -- Will Rogers
For Cambridge people rarely smile, Being urban, squat, and packed with guile. -- Rupert Brooke
The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesnt know squat. -- Jim McMahon
There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy. -- Mark Rippetoe
I recommend against a wooden squat rack, for much the same reason that I recommend against a wooden car. -- Mark Rippetoe
On the Internet, everyone squats. In real life, the squat rack is always empty. You figure out what this means. -- Steve Shaw
A squat grey building of only thirty-four stories. Over the main entrance the words, CENTRAL LONDON HATCHERY AND CONDITIONING CENTRE, and, in a shield, the World State's motto, COMMUNITY, IDENTITY, STABILITY. -- Aldous Huxley
It is the part of cowardliness, and not of virtue, to seek to squat itself in some hollow lurking hole, or to hide herself under some massive tomb, thereby to shun the strokes of fortune. -- Michel de Montaigne
When I was a small boy, old people used to squat down to my eye level and ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up, to which my answer was invariably, "a pirate." Their stunned silence was always very reassuring. -- Adam Young
Humour is but the faint terrestrial echo of the hideous laughter of the blind mad gods that squat leeringly and sardonically in caverns beyond the Milky Way. It is a hollow thing, sweet on the outside, but filled with the pathos of fruitless aspiration. -- H. P. Lovecraft
There is simply no other exercise, and certainly no machine, that produces the level of central nervous system activity, improved balance and coordination, skeletal loading and bone density enhancement, muscular stimulation and growth, connective tissue stress and strength, psychological demand and toughness, and overall systemic conditioning than the correctly performed full squat. -- Mark Rippetoe
How intense could you be? Can you be intense enough to pick this 500Lbs off the floor? Are you intense enough to pick this 700Lbs up? Squat down to the floor and stand back up? So what if your eyes are bloodshot! So what if your bones feel like snapping! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO! -- Kai Greene
Skeptics squat by the road like guardians of truth, letting no one pass who doesn't come up to scratch. They never realize that they can see only what their paradigm tells them to look for. If you judge a person only by how well he plays pool, Mozart won't pass scrutiny, but the fault is in your lens. -- Deepak Chopra
The full squat is a perfectly natural position for the leg to occupy. That's why there is a joint in the middle of it, and why humans have been occupying this position, both unloaded and loaded, for millions of years. Much longer, in fact, than quasi-intellect ual morons have been telling us that it's 'bad' for the knees. -- Mark Rippetoe
We are all our own graveyards, I believe; we squat amongst the tombs of the people we were. If we're healthy, every day is a celebration, a Day of the Dead, in which we give thanks for the lives that we lived, and if we are neurotic we brood and mourn and wish that the past was still present. -- Clive Barker
Squat 300 times a day, you're going to give birth quickly. -- Ina May Gaskin
Why should I let the toad work Squat on my life? Can't I use my wit as a pitchfork And drive the brute off? Six days of the week it soils With its sickening poison-- Just for paying a few bills! That's out of proportion. -- Philip Larkin
I can squat 405. I'm proud of that - that's one of my favorites. -- Bryce Harper
The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesn't know squat. -- Jim McMahon
We're still leaderless. We still don't have strong organizations that are fighting for us; there isn't a national AIDS organization out there worth squat in my opinion. -- Larry Kramer
Dinosaurs are built just like birds - they can squat down, they can get up. Mammals, when we lay down, we throw our legs out to the sides - birds cannot do that. Dinosaurs could not do that either. -- Jack Horner
I was happier going back to my roots: training like men do in my hometown of Pittsburgh. Back home the guys in the gyms don't lift to look good; they're lifting to lift. They do it because they want to squat more and bench more. -- Joe Manganiello
Giving birth was the most amazing thing I've ever done. I'd been living in a Third World country, and I said, 'I'm going to just squat behind a tree.' I basically did that but in a chair in my living room. I didn't want a sterile hospital room. I didn't want doctors. I had a midwife. -- Carolyn Murphy
Statistically, Portland, Oregon has the most street kids, like kids that run away from home and live on the street. It's like a whole culture thing there. If you walk around on the streets, there are kids living on the streets, begging for money, but it's almost like a cool thing. They all just sit around and play music and squat. -- Laura Ramsey
My breakdancing crew used to go to the mall and squat a piece of cardboard there; we had our jam box, and I'd spin on my head and make about forty bucks a day, which was pretty good back then. I was only 14 years old, so I would chase the girls around the mall and eat some pizza and have some change left over. -- Vanilla Ice
My mom passed away at 41 from diabetes. And I'm 42, thank you. I didn't want to do that to my son. So any time I was at the gym, that thing that helped me do that last squat was my son calling some other woman mommy. And that would just give me that extra oomph to do that last squat. I want to be around for him. -- Sherri Shepherd
INTENTIONS - ACTION = SQUAT -- James Hunter
Good thoughts not delivered mean squat. -- Ken Blanchard
Unexpressed good thoughts aren't worth squat! -- Ken Blanchard
I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes. -- Mark Rippetoe
I only judge people by the depth of their squat. -- Dan John
I find a fence a very uncomfortable place to squat my bottom. -- Bob Hawke
If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat. -- Stephen Colbert
Between my finger and my thumb The squat pen rests; snug as a gun. ~from the poem "Digging -- Seamus Heaney
Women are here to serve men. Look at them, they got to squat to piss. Hell, that proves it. -- Larry Flynt
You're not challenging anyone else but yourself. I'd like to have a 300-pound bench, 500-pound deadlift, and a 400-pound squat. -- Aaron Tippin
To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat! -- Homer
As far as swing and techniques are concerned, I don't know diddly squat. When I'm playing well, I don't even take aim. -- Fred Couples
I can tell you squat about Islamism. But I know a lot about Al Quaeda, and they need to burn in hell. -- Frank Miller
I prefer my music. I'm more of a one-nighter kind of person than to do a squat-down job for three months or whatever. -- Dolly Parton
A squat cannot be performed on a Smith machine any more than it can be performed in a small closet with a hamster. -- Mark Rippetoe
There is simply no other exercise, and certainly no machine, that produces the level ofmuscular stimulation and growththan the correctly performed full squat. -- Mark Rippetoe
You know what, we don't know diddley squat about brains and no one has a clue how these things work, so don't believe what anyone tells you. -- Jeff Hawkins
The full-range-of-m otion exercise known as the squat is the single most useful exercise in the weight room, and our most valuable tool for building strength, power, and size. -- Mark Rippetoe
I used to think a drug addict was someone who lived on the far edges of society. Wild-eyed, shaven-headed and living in a filthy squat.That was until I became one -- Cathryn Kemp
I used to think a drug addict was someone who lived on the far edges of society. Wild-eyed, shaven-headed and living in a filthy squat.That was until I became one... -- Cathryn Kemp
I don't necessarily need 400 pounds on my back in the squat rack, and then take a picture of myself and send it out to my Twitter followers, 'Part of the 400 pound club today.' -- Ryan Reynolds
She'd never been any kind of camper, never had been good at relieving a full bladder on a whim. Never had quite figured out that squat; it seemed like she'd always wet her right foot. -- Robyn Carr
And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about him except that he kisses like a god and screws like a devil. -- Kristin Hannah
And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about him except that he kisses like a god and screws like a devil." -- Kristin Hannah

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