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Sperm is a bandit in its pure state. -- Emile M. Cioran
Make Sperm Wars, Not Real Wars! -- Susan Block
Perhaps eggs are like neurons, which also are not replenished in adulthood: they know too much. Eggs must plan the party. Sperm need only to show up- wearing top hat and tails, of course. -- Natalie Angier
But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks." "Excuse me?" "You know, luv. Sperm, if you want to be all technical about it. He still had living sperm in his juice." Cat and Bones -- Jeaniene Frost
When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life. -- Mitt Romney
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. -- Bjork
People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us. -- Michelle Rodriguez
When we anthropomorphize the egg and sperm, when we turn them into a miniature bride and groom complete with personalities, what effect does this have on abortion legislation? -- Emily Martin
For each chromosome contributed by the sperm there is a corresponding chromosome contributed by the egg, there are two chromosomes of each kind, which together constitute a pair. -- Thomas Hunt Morgan
Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father. -- Sarah Michelle Gellar
Although each egg cell produced by a woman carries a single X chromosome, the sperm cells produced by a man carry either an X or a Y. This means, in very simple terms, that the sperm cell determines a baby's sex. -- Kenneth R. Miller
The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes. -- Thomas Hunt Morgan
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. -- Dave Barry
In the seventeenth century, it was held by some that inside a human sperm there was a minute human being - a homunculus - that was planted inside the womb. Development consisted of the miniature homunculus enlarging and passing through birth and on to maturity-just like inflating a balloon. -- John Tyler Bonner
Women of child-bearing age steadily run out of eggs by the continuous process of cell death. While reading a copy of the 'Guardian' carefully from cover to cover, a normal woman will have lost on average two eggs - while, typically, a normal man will have made 70,000 new sperm. -- Robert Winston
The cloning procedure is similar to IVF. The only difference is that the DNA of sperm and egg would be replaced by DNA from an adult cell. What law or principle - secular, humanist, or religious - says that one combination of genetic material in a flask is OK, but another is not? -- Nathan Myhrvold
My dream is to have a baby, not to adopt one, because I am not up to it and I don't feel strong enough. I want my own child, a biological child, the fruit of my sperm, conceived through artificial insemination because it wouldn't make sense for me to make love to a woman I don't love. -- Stefano Gabbana
Every batch of sperm represents an opportunity for genetic typos - called de novo mutations - to be passed on. A 20-year-old man and woman will each pass on about 20 de novo mutations to a baby they conceive. By the time the couple is 40, a woman's total has remained at 20, while a man's has jumped to 65 - and it keeps climbing from there. -- Jeffrey Kluger
Ah those knock-out body fluids: blood, sperm, tears! -- Jean Genet
Mysticism was merely virility in a state of liquidation; sperm that had gone bad. -- Pitigrilli
Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm. -- Charles Bukowski
That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. (Linc Blaise) -- Jennifer Crusie
If only we could keep the wars between sperm and stop the ones between people, we would have peace through pleasure. -- Dr Susan Block
In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot. -- Douglas Adams
I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a rather offhand manner. -- John Kennedy Toole
Why donate to a sperm bank when you can deposit it directly in different women? When you love the world you try to seed it, like a porn farmer. -- Jarod Kintz
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies. -- Stephen Colbert

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