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Scotsmen, she had occasion to observe, often did have nice knees. Perhaps that was why they insisted upon kilts. -- Gail Carriger
There are things that Scotsmen get and other people don't get in the dialogue. Scottish characters can be pinpointed by a phrase, targeted very quickly. -- Bill Forsyth
Scotsmen are metaphisical and emotional, they are sceptical and mystical, they are romantic and ironic, they are cruel and tender, and full of mirth and despair. -- William Dunbar
In the year of our Lord 1314. Patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom. -- William Wallace
Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education. -- Prince Philip
Being a Scotsman, I am naturally opposed to water in its undiluted state. -- Alastair Mackenzie
There are few more impressive sights in the world than a Scotsman on the make. -- James M. Barrie
A Scotchman must be a very sturdy moralist who does not love Scotland better than truth. -- Samuel Johnson
With disadvantages enough to bring him to humility, a Scotsman is one of the proudest things alive. -- Oliver Goldsmith
It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine. -- P. G. Wodehouse
Incredible to think isn't it, that every single Scotsman, started off as a scotch egg. Old and gingery. -- Milton Jones
My father, being a Scotsman, taught me to look after finances. I'm shrewd. Some people may call me tight. -- Rod Stewart
I was born a Scotsman and a bare one. Therefore I was born to fight my way in the world. -- Walter Scott
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?" -- Frank Carson
This day last year Livingstone died-a Scotsman and a Christian, loving God and his neighbour in the heart of Africa. Go thou and do likewise! -- Alexander Murdoch Mackay
Wherever a Scotsman goes, here goes Burns. His grand whole, catholic soul squares with the good of all; therefore we find him in everything, everywhere. -- John Muir
I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one. -- Sean Connery
Sir, he [Bolingbroke] was a scoundrel and a coward: a scoundrel for charging a blunderbuss against religion and morality; a coward, because he had not resolution to fire it off himself, but left half a crown to a beggarly Scotsman to draw the trigger at his death. -- Samuel Johnson
Three Scotsmen of the clan McKay were looking for a fourth member to fight four members of the Irish clan Magee ... 'I'm not one of you,' my father pointed out. 'You see, I'm one of the clan M-c-C-A-Y.' And that is how I got both my name and my sense of humor. -- Winsor McCay
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?" He said: "I brought a pair of knickers." They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?" He said "They're Carol's." -- Frank Carson
In the past, the British had signally failed to build an effective structure of royal authority and administration in their American colonies. As a result, no possibility existed of soothing and winning over influential and talented Americans, in the way that influential and talented Scotsmen were increasingly being won over, by giving them increased access to state employment. -- Linda Colley
I must be dreaming. Bring that sweet ass over here and I'll show you what God made women and well-hung Scotsmen for. -- Karen Marie Moning
There scotsmen must have arses like leather,for while he ate I could see naught beneath his kilts but a pair of rather large balls , the secretary told him . - philippa -- Bertrice Small

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