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Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes -- Julian Clary
Rodents can come across as being quite vacant in the personality stakes. -- Julian Clary
With the exception of certain rodents, no other vertebrate except Homo sapiens habitually destroys members of his own species. -- Anthony Storr
I do not knowingly kill any living thing - including insects or rodents - and I thank my food for sustaining me. -- Joan Jett
A book is a fragile creature, it suffers the wear of time, it fears rodents, the elements and clumsy hands. so the librarian protects the books not only against mankind but also against nature and devotes his life to this war with the forces of oblivion. -- Umberto Eco
Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. -- Preston Manning
A book is a fragile creature. It suffers the wear of time, it fears rodents, the elements, clumsy hands. -- Umberto Eco
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. -- Erma Bombeck
I'm not a big-game hunter. I've made that very clear. I've always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will. -- Mitt Romney
Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice. -- David Feherty
The great disadvantage of being in a rat race is that it is humiliating. The competitors in a rat race are by definition rodents. -- Margaret Halsey
I always play these rodent type characters - skittish and hyper like a chipmunk. It's a complete act though. I'm a very normal person. -- Ethan Embry
I had another dream the other day about music critics. They were small and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a painting by Goya. -- Igor Stravinsky
Although you should respect venomous snakes and approach them with caution, most snakes you encounter in an urban environment are harmless and beneficial because they eat insects, mice and other rodents. -- Robert Pierce
Cats didn't start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as Familiars, and have never deviated from this function. -- William S. Burroughs
Now, many of us in the Labour Party are conservationists - and we all love the red squirrel. But there is one ginger rodent which we never want to see again - Danny Alexander. -- Harriet Harman
The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed, slow-witted, toothy rodent known to bite off it's own testicles or to stand under its own falling trees. -- June Callwood
Don't "pole-vault over mouse truds" - by the time you've discussed the many options available to you, the problem itself could have been long behind you had you simply disposed of those rodent droppings with a simple tissue and dumped them into the garbage! -- Wayne Dyer
Opening the fridge door, I found a rat eating the cheese. My dealings with rodents, particularly those tagged verminous, have been few, but generally the pattern has been one of man, the boss, the caretaker of creation, the namer, appearing and the lower orders hitting the road. -- Tibor Fischer
If language naturally evolves to serve the needs of tiny rodents with tiny rodent brains, then what's unique about language isn't the brilliant humans who invented it to communicate high-level abstract thoughts. What's unique about language is that the creatures who develop it are highly vulnerable to being eaten. -- Temple Grandin
As if to demonstrate, by a striking example, the impossibility of erecting any cerebral barrier between man and the apes, Nature has provided us, in the latter animals, with an almost complete series of gradations from brains little higher than that of a Rodent, to brains little lower than that of Man. -- Thomas Huxley
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I'm not looking to freak people out - eating rodents or bugs. I don't do that anymore. -- Anthony Bourdain
Years ago, it was pretty hard to get people to empathize even a little bit with scaly, cold-blooded critters; now, thanks a lot to good PR from television, it is easier to get the message of reptile conservation and tolerance across. We have a lot to be thankful to reptiles for, not the least of which is their control of rodents. -- Romulus Whitaker
Rats. Rats, mice, and rodents. -- Jean Ferris
When collapse is imminent, the little rodents flee. -- Pliny the Elder
We cam leave the rat race to rodents... but I suspect that even they wouldn't like it. -- Adriano Bulla
A little bunny or some kind of ferret was probablythere too, and bore witness as only rodents can. -- John Ashbery
You can't protect yourself. No matter how safe you think you are. No matter how much precaution you take, the rodents always find a way in.' (Kiara) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Let's find someplace where there aren't any dead people, insects, or rodents. For that matter, someplace that's big enough to accommodate both of us without crimping any internal organs. (Shahara) Picky, picky, picky. (Syn) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon

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