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Under the privilege of the First Amendment many, many ridiculous things are said. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
When you propose ridiculous things to believe, too many men will choose to believe nothing at all. -- Socrates
... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor. -- Peter De Vries
That is Obama's signature move: Invent people who are saying ridiculous things and then encourage the audience to laugh at these made-up buffoons. -- Ann Coulter
Nothing is worth more than laughter. It is strength to laugh and to abandon oneself, to be light. Tragedy is the most ridiculous thing. -- Frida Kahlo
Winning has to do with gaining personal power through the practice of meditation and mindfulness; not draining your energy on ridiculous things and people. -- Frederick Lenz
Lillian shut her eyes briefly, as if she hoped when she opened them she would behold a world in which people never said ridiculous things. -- Sarah Rees Brennan
A positive engagement to marry a certain person at a certain time, at all haps and hazards, I have always considered the most ridiculous thing on earth. -- Jane Welsh Carlyle
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ... That can keep me awake for days.. -- Billy Connolly
An actor should be ready to play any role within reason. For example, I think the most ridiculous thing for me to do would be to try and play Shakespeare. -- Glenn Ford
The fact that seasoned politicians can say such ridiculous things - and get away with it - illustrates the degree to which the new dogma... has swept through the left-of-centre governing classes. -- Margaret Thatcher
We [Notekillers] are in no way super-earnest about what we do and if you see us live, you see we are cracking up during songs and saying pretty ridiculous things in-between. We're having fun. -- David First
I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke! -- Kathy Griffin
And in fact you're not like everyone else: you weren't ashamed just now to confess bad and even ridiculous things about yourself. Who would confess such things nowadays? No one, and people have even stopped feeling any need for self-judgment. -- Fyodor Dostoevsky
Always understand the risk/reward of the trade as it now stands, not as it existed when you put the position on. Some people say, "I was only playing with the market's money." That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard. -- Bill Lipschutz
When I go on the plane to fly home, I'm literally capable of forgetting what I do for a job. That also comes about because I choose to take massive breaks between projects, and because I choose to do this ridiculous thing of keeping home, home. -- Eric Bana
You're dealing with a character who is, at some points, quite insane. And I hope that any wicked, dark sense of humor Eric exhibits comes out of the fact that he'd been pushed to the point where it seems quite sensible to say some of the ridiculous things he says. -- Brandon Lee
I'm not as klutzy as I used to be... I've had visual therapy and all kinds of things to help, but I still wrap my purse around chair legs when I stand up to leave. I do ridiculous things on camera because I do them in my life all the time. -- Shelley Long
Photography at first was asked to do nothing but embalm our best smiles for the benefit of our friends and our best clothes for the amusement of posterity. Neither thing lasts, and photography came as a welcome salve to keep those precious, if slightly ridiculous, things a little longer in the world. -- George Santayana
It's ludicrous that my friends in California aren't able to legally get married. It's a civil rights issue. In 20 years we're going to look back at tapes of these antigay people saying ridiculous things on the news and it's going to sound as antiquated as the newsreels of horrible racists from the '50s. -- Busy Philipps
I have hobbies. I do all sorts of ridiculous things, -- Larry Ellison
You can't just buy things for the label - it's ridiculous. -- Roberto Cavalli
I end up not buying a lot of things, because I find them ridiculous. -- Steve Jobs
It is not the criminal things which are hardest to confess, but the ridiculous and shameful. -- Henri Rousseau
I am a Smedry, and we do ridiculous, unexpected, eccentric things like this all the time! Ha-ha! -- Brandon Sanderson
Even at eleven, he had observed that things turned out right a ridiculous amount of the time. -- Stephen King
How ridiculous it is to waste our lives experimenting with those things for which we already have the answers! -- Sterling W Sill
It is ridiculous to suppose that the great head of things, whatever it be, pays any regard to human affairs. -- Pliny the Elder
I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on. -- Ugo Betti
It is one of the peculiar truths of life that people often say things that they know full well are ridiculous. -- Daniel Handler
To think one film makes a career is ridiculous. It's important to keep perspective and do things other than for money. -- Anthony Edwards
Those things which now seem frivolous and slight, Will be of serious consequence to you, When they have made you once ridiculous. -- Wentworth Dillon, 4th Earl of Roscommon
Let's grease the wheel over tea, let's discuss things in confidence. Let's be outspoken, let's be ridiculous, let's solve the world's problems. -- Alanis Morissette
Have you ever gotten tired of hearing those ridiculous AT&T commercials claiming credit for things that don't even exist yet? You will. -- Eric Corley
I think it would be ridiculous to work with Tom Hardy. I hear some crazy things about him, and he's also really good. -- Ansel Elgort
Things can happen in some cities and the tale of them will be interesting: the same story laid in another city would be ridiculous. -- Frank Norris
Winning has to do with gaining personal power through the practice of meditation and mindfulness; not draining your energy on ridiculous things and people. -- Frederick Lenz
There are things done under the name of science which are ridiculous. But there is also stuff done which sounds funny but is really serious. -- Margaret Geller
They have so fundamentally flawed techniques it's ridiculous. They shoot the ball flat. They all stand upright, there's just so many things they do incorrectly. -- Rick Barry
When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke. -- David Byrne
If someone says to you, Go to an old-folks home, thats kind of ridiculous, because a lot of old people are doing terrific things for society. -- Myron Scholes
I was genuinely frightened when I saw the Daleks. These ridiculous-looking things absolutely get to the core of you when you're standing in front of one. -- Miranda Raison
If only Jesus' followers shared his personality. That one shift alone would correct so many of the ridiculous and horrifying things that pass for popular Christianity. -- John Eldredge
Letting go of things and not being afraid of being ridiculous or over the top - I think that's the main thing for me to work on. -- Charlotte Gainsbourg
If someone says to you, 'Go to an old-folks' home,' that's kind of ridiculous, because a lot of old people are doing terrific things for society. -- Myron Scholes
When you grow up--and from the look of things, you have awhile--but you learn things never go back to normal simply because everyone's sorry. Sorry is ridiculous. -- Marisha Pessl
I like wearing things that are a bit off but not in a ridiculous 'I'm wearing a huge hat' kind of way. More a socks with sandals way. -- Edie Campbell
That's just how I see things. I think things that are the most dramatic or tragic can also look the most ridiculous and funny. That's part of being human. -- David O. Russell
That's through intelligence, not through ignorance, believe me. Because some of the things that they're asking you to do [in the Army] and be politically correct about are ridiculous. -- Donald Trump
Actresses get stupid questions asked of them all the time, like, "?How do you stay sexy?' or "?What's your sexiest quality?' All these ridiculous things you would never ask a man. -- Scarlett Johansson

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