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Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets. -- Demetri Martin
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. -- Max Lucado
Family fun is as necessary to modern living as a kitchen refrigerator. -- Walt Disney
Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator. -- Tim Barber
The artist is seen like a producer of commodities, like a factory that turns out refrigerators. -- Sol LeWitt
When I was growing up, I installed refrigerators in supermarkets. My father was an electrical engineer. -- Will Smith
You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. -- Bernard DeVoto
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators. -- Dave Barry
Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories. Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart. -- Thomas Fuller
Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism. -- Edward Abbey
Since I travel so much, it's always great to be home. There's nothing like getting to raid my own refrigerator at two in the morning. -- Amy Grant
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. -- Joey Adams
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? -- Erma Bombeck
Books wrote our life story, and as they accumulated on our shelves (and on our windowsills, and underneath our sofa, and on top of our refrigerator), they became chapters in it themselves. -- Anne Fadiman
I am not one to turn down macaroni and cheese, even late at night. I love Italian food. I love pasta... A refrigerator full of water and Gatorade? Honey, that's just not gonna happen. -- Queen Latifah
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning... Face it, friend. He is crazy about you! -- Max Lucado
I am no theologian. I would not be surprised, however, if Heaven proved to be a cozy kitchen, where delicious treats appeared in the oven and in the refrigerator whenever you wanted them, and where the cupboards were full of good books. -- Dean Koontz
Go to the bookstore and look at how many bookshelves are filled with books trying to explain how to work the devices. We don't see shelves of books on how to use television sets, telephones, refrigerators or washing machines. Why should we for computer-based applications? -- Donald A. Norman
In order to have good fried chicken, you should wash and season the bird the morning you're preparing it for dinner. Don't wait and do it right before you start cooking. Throw it in the refrigerator, seasoned, that morning, and give it a chance to soak up all the salt and pepper and goodness. -- Paula Deen
The Americans cannot build aeroplanes. They are very good at refrigerators and razor blades. -- Hermann Goring
A book's a strange thing. It's ideas, feelings. It's fragile and complicated. You can't make them like refrigerators or cars. -- Étienne Davodeau
When the money is not spent on cars and refrigerators and is instead dropped into a slot machine, it leaves the economy -- John Warren Kindt
Mere humans who root through their refrigerators at three o'clock in the morning can only produce writing that matches what they do. And that includes me. -- Haruki Murakami
Yes, Americans can still get credit for cars and trucks and refrigerators, and those businesses are doing well. But just try to get a home loan now. -- Ben Stein
I get the biggest enjoyment from the random and unexpected places. Linux on cellphones or refrigerators, just because it's so not what I envisioned it. Or on supercomputers. -- Linus Torvalds
At its very best, the Western model speaks for itself. It's the model that put food on the table. It's the refrigerators. It put a man on the moon. -- Dambisa Moyo
The Americans are good about making fancy cars and refrigerators, but that doesn't mean they are any good at making aircraft. They are bluffing. They are excellent at bluffing. -- Hermann Goring
As movers and the moved both know, books are heavy freight, the weight of refrigerators and sofas broken up into cardboard boxes. They make us think twice about changing addresses. -- John Updike
One cannot build life from refrigerators, politics, credit statements and crossword puzzles. That is impossible. Nor can one exist for any length of time without poetry, without color, without love. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
The family dinner table is the cornerstone of civilization and those who 'graze' from refrigerators or in front of the television sets are doomed to remain in a state of savagery. -- Judith Martin
People will spend a tremendous amount of money in casinos, money they normally would spend on refrigerators or a new car. Local businesses will suffer because they'll lose consumer dollars to casinos. -- John Warren Kindt
Is it possible that my sons-in-law will do toilets? If we raise boys to know that diapers need to be changed and refrigerators need to be cleaned, there's hope for the next generation. -- Anne Roiphe
I never got a chocolate birthday cake; I got a carob one. And when I went to other kids' houses, I was very covetous of things like Cheez Whiz that I'd find in their refrigerators. -- Amanda Marshall

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