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What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment? -- Jim Gaffigan
Expect URZ stock to perform well as mining begins at Nichols Ranch. -- David Talbot
The downside of being a dean is that I'd rather drop off my son at (Michael Jackson's) Neverland Ranch than go to all those meetings. -- Ergun Caner
Do I midnight snack? Not a lot, but sometimes. And it's usually Doritos Cooler Ranch. I know that's terrible, especially for a pro athlete, but they're just so good. -- Clint Mathis
I have a commission to do a piece in a place in California, Oliver Ranch, which has an eight-storey structure called The Tower designed by the visual artist Ann Hamilton. -- Pauline Oliveros
I had been at the Ranch about a year when we opened a nightclub in Portland, Oregon called Zorba the Buddha, where I played in a band every week for one-and-a-half years. -- Milarepa
Fulfilling the vision of the Irvine Ranch master plan has been a lifetime dedication and lifetime passion, and I am hopeful the heritage of our Irvine stewardship will live on in many new ways. -- Donald Bren
We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about a mile from Robin Williams, and so I made all of the other comics jealous because I got to get a ride home with him. -- Carlos Alazraqui
I am just like my mother. She raised me to love and take care of animals, especially the ones that need it the most and so I started Eddie's Rescue Ranch. We take in animals that need extra care and attention and the animals that get left behind. -- Kelly Clarkson
Eventually, I'll build a ranch and raise horses. -- Jeff Fahey
There is no such thing as a weekend for me when I'm at home on my ranch in Oregon. -- Patrick Duffy
I would be happy living on a massive ranch in Montana and not seeing anyone except my friends and family. -- Nick Frost
Rickey got a big ranch. Rickey got a big bull. Rickey got horses. Rickey got chickens and everything. And Rickey got a 20-gallon hat. -- Rickey Henderson
I travel so much on stories, so I don't take vacation much, but one place I go back to again and again is my ranch. -- Bill Kurtis
I have a ranch in Montana, but it's not a real working ranch. I've always liked the outdoors. I come from Texas. My grandfather was a farmer; that's as close as I come. -- Dennis Quaid
The memories that I have are mostly at our old ranch, out in Agoura. We used to go out there every Saturday. I can smell the oak trees. I can see it so clearly. -- Patti Davis
Besides Slayer, which is a full-time job, I raise animals. I have a ranch in Texas. My wife takes care of the animals when I'm on tour. When I get home, I become a ranch hand. -- Tom Araya
I live on a ranch in Utah for now, but I'm gonna move. I've got another ranch to move to, but its location is a secret. When I get there, I'm gonna plow the road in behind me. -- Wilford Brimley
Being general manager is like being the de facto owner. It's like wearing the crown of 'Restaurant Man' without being 'Restaurant Man.' You're trying to run the business, but you're running the ranch without riding the big horse. -- Joe Bastianich
I think about my dwindling anonymity, and that's really scary because a very large part of me would be perfectly happy living on a ranch in Colorado and having babies and chickens and horses - which I will do anyway. -- Dakota Johnson
Who knows? Maybe years from now I'll be on a ranch in Colorado with 10 kids. The whole point of life is to experience a little bit of everything, and I think it's better when there are a few surprises thrown in. -- Keri Russell
I raise quarter horses. Mine are mostly thoroughbred cross horses, a little bigger horses than some people like. I sell them or use them on the ranch. A lot of them go to the rodeo arena and some of them go to racetracks. -- Wilford Brimley
I have always aspired towards other people's looks. When I was young, I loved teddy boys; I thought they looked wonderful. Then I was a cowboy in Arizona, really for the clothes! I had a ranch for five years; I had chaps made of bearskin. -- Nicholas Haslam
I spend most of hunting season at the ranch. We all love to hunt whitetails, and we have a pretty good supply in South Texas. I also love to hunt elk in Arizona, mule deer in Utah, and I've been to Canada to hunt caribou. -- George Strait
I don't believe that the Bush Administration had something to do with September 11th. I do believe that there were a lot of warning signals, but I don't think they were ignored on purpose - Bush just wanted to go to the ranch for a month. -- Michael Moore
Unfortunately, diet is 75 or 80 percent of trying to get in shape, so you do have to try to cut the carbs. The diet's a huge part! I'm from Kansas, so I love ranch dressing and McDonald's. When I'm working, I have to stay away from all that! -- Colton Haynes
In fact, I was one of the few trusted people that Lucy allowed to play with their kids. I spent time at their summer home, rode horses at their ranch, and swam at their beach house. I even spent a Christmas with them at Palm Springs one year. -- Keith Thibodeaux
I'm just trying to be the me that I am and not all of this other crap. I just want to be the family man, and if somehow I can make the money to get my ranch and get the hell away from everybody else, that would be awesome. -- Chris Kyle
I was so afraid to go out west to my aunt's ranch. But the only choice my mother gave me was to go for two weeks or all summer. I wound up staying all summer. And that's where I learned about cattle. I could relate to their behavior, their fears. -- Temple Grandin
Usually halfway through a book I have a serious depression, so I go on safari on my ranch in South Africa, or fishing off my island in the Seychelles. When I come back and re-read it, I think: 'What was all that about, Smith? It's fine, just get on with it.' -- Wilbur Smith
There is no greater feeling than hanging out with my dogs, or just walking around the land with our horses. My rescue ranch is is where I feel the most at peace and where I'm reminded of the simple things in life and let the chaos of my crazy work life fade away. -- Kelly Clarkson
My father had owned a ranch when he was younger, in Montana, and he remembered riding his horse across the prairie and seeing some large bones sticking out of the ground. He was enough of a geologist, being a sand and gravel man, to have a pretty good notion that they were dinosaur bones. -- Jack Horner
I live on a ranch in Texas and do my own thing. And I don't care what anyone has to say about it. My joke is that the only people I'm trying to please are myself and my fans, because they're the ones buying my records. And I have the best, most loyal fan base ever. -- Kelly Clarkson
I grew up in New Mexico, and the older I get, I have less need for contemporary culture and big cities and all the stuff we are bombarded with. I am happier at my ranch in the middle of nowhere watching a bug carry leaves across the grass, listening to silence, riding my horse, and being in open space. -- Tom Ford
I always had a separate life than just my work. I built my own family. I have my own hobbies and interests. I have a ranch with livestock and horses. I didn't always get my self-esteem and identity from acting. I never worked unless I wanted to. I never did anything just to do it, just for the paycheck. I always did things that I liked. -- Ricky Schroder
We live on a 500-acre ranch, beautiful ranch. -- Tanya Tucker
There's a Hidden Valley ranch party in my mouth. -- Melissa M
I was born in New York and grew up on a ranch. -- Stephanie Zimbalist
I have a ranch, which is my favorite place in the world. -- Salma Hayek
When the ranch is in peace, no other life is more perfect. -- Charles Goodnight
I live on a ranch that's larger than Manhattan. That's a weird circumstance. -- Val Kilmer
The second purchase was my ranch, Mockingbird Hill. The third purchase was Longhorn cattle. -- Janine Turner
Three days a week and I'm home at the ranch in Fallbrook with my avocados. -- Martin Milner
Three days a week and Im home at the ranch in Fallbrook with my avocados. -- Martin Milner
I want people to see how hard my husband and kids work on the ranch. -- Ree Drummond
I grew up in Colorado and spent my summers in Montana as a ranch hand. -- Chris Eigeman
Just like my parents immigrated from ranch to ranch picking crops, I have migrated from city to city. -- Juan Felipe Herrera
It's just a little ranch. Thirty-five acres. In Texas, if it's not a thousand acres, it's considered a ranchette. -- Betty Buckley
I co-own the ranch with my brother, and he and his wife are really the backbone of the operation. -- Bill Pullman
I'm a widower with three sons and seven grandchildren. One of my sons is my partner on the ranch. -- Wilford Brimley
My ranch William S. Hart Park is for the benefit of the American Public of every race and creed. -- William S. Hart
I kind of like to look at the ranch on Google; reminds me of where I want to be sometimes. -- George W. Bush
Most of the people at the ranch were just people you did not want, people that were alongside the road. -- Charles Manson
Escape plan #5: Open an alpaca ranch in Texas, one that requires all blond-haired, brown-eyed, brainy girls to wear sexy cowgirl outfits. -- Richelle Mead
I will continue wearing the white hat and black mask until I ride up into the big ranch in the sky. -- Clayton Moore
Theodore Roosevelt had been enthralled with the idea of Texas since 1883, when he arrived in the Dakota Territory to ranch cattle. -- Douglas Brinkley
I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course. -- Jeremy London
We each had to spend a week out at Lassie's ranch, and whoever got along best with the dog got the part. -- Tommy Rettig
I'm a thirty-something ranch wife, mother of four, moderately agoraphobic middle child who grew up on a golf course in the city. -- Ree Drummond
I eat ranch dressing with my pizza; I dip it in the ranch. It is so good! I know, I am really weird . -- Jamie Lynn Spears
Spending two years on my uncle's ranch in Montana as a young man gave me the wisdom and the thrust to do westerns. -- Robert Duvall
Left the ranch in 1883, went to California, going through the States and territories, reached Ogden the latter part of 1883, and San Francisco in 1884. -- Calamity Jane
I've got cattle on 4,000 acres about 100 miles east of Dallas, but I've also got another 65-acre ranch where I raise American miniature horses. -- Carroll Shelby
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The truth of the matter is that I live on an isolated cattle ranch in the middle of Oklahoma and that's not going to change. -- Ree Drummond
President Reagan rushed home from Santa Barbara vacation, from the Reagan ranch when the Korean jetliner was shot out of the air by the Russians. -- Kate Obenshain
Well, I can do certain jobs because smells don't bother me. But that means I'm usually the one at the ranch cleaning up all the manure. -- Bill Pullman
I grew up in Rhodesia on my father's ranch and every year he used to take us on safari in some remote area of the wilderness. -- Wilbur Smith
If you ask me what I'd rather be doing, well, I'd rather be home in California, watching TV, polishing my tools and working around the ranch. -- Dick Dale
If I was not racing then I would own a ranch where people could come and hunt. It would be fun and laid back every day. -- Austin Dillon
It doesn't matter how big a ranch you own or how many cows you brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather. -- Harry S. Truman
I grew up on a ranch with my father, so he educated us really early on about guns. We used to go target shooting all the time. -- Eva Longoria
Horseracing and ranch horses are two different animals. You're getting race horses out and running and running them. It can be really problematic. A thoroughbred's very delicate. -- Dennis Quaid
I think there's a great connection between these two characters for sure. I mean, I don't know if she's coming over for dinner on the Barton ranch... -- Jeremy Renner
I grew up in southeastern Oklahoma on a working cattle ranch, and it was always very romantic to me: The West, the cowboy, the Western way of life. -- Reba McEntire
That man, the king of vacations... the king of vacations in his ranch said nothing but: "You have to flee." and didn't say how... that cowboy, the cowboy mentality. -- Hugo Chavez
Again, President Reagan was sort of an amiable presence out at the ranch by the last 6 months of his presidency. He had no effect on national policy at all. -- Paul Begala
I have a lot of guns on my ranch. I don't use them for hunting. I'm not a hunter. It's for protection. The Second Amendment was designed for tyranny. -- Chuck Norris
Bush fell off his bike while mountain biking on his ranch over the weekend. He hit a rough spot in the trail. There's a switch - the environment hurting Bush. -- Jay Leno
I was raised in farm and ranch communities, and my dad wanted me to be a cowboy like him, but I saw how he struggled in life and wanted more than that. -- Tom Johnson
I visited Eduardo Miura's ranch in Seville where he raised bulls for bullfighting, and I was so impressed that by the time I got home I had already selected my future emblem. -- Ferruccio Lamborghini
I spend most of my time at the ranch with my family, and enjoy life - watch the sun come up, watch it go down, thank God for another day, and just be happy. -- Marcus Luttrell
It's what's available to the poor communities. They do buy healthy stuff, you know, but the lettuce is usually iceberg lettuce and to get any taste, they have to use all that ranch dressing. -- Sandra Cisneros
Every couple of years we'll watch the movie and it's like watching home movies, seeing the ranch on-screen. But that movie [Heaven's Gate], people are appreciating it more and more as time goes on. -- Jeff Bridges
I decided I was going to be in love. I was going to give it everything I had. It was like heaven on that ranch. I don't know why we broke up. We never fought. -- Carrie Snodgress
I still think funny, and people young and old still come and see me. That's flattering. The day comes that they stop coming, then I'll know that it's time to retire to the Jewish ranch. -- Don Rickles
Spaghetti is good with ranch, and spaghetti is good with sugar. You put all of that together and make a sandwich out of it and you get greatness. People shouldn't judge unless they try it. -- Terry Rozier

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