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You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream. -- Daniel Tosh
Atlantic puffins starve to death so that Danish chickens can feast on their fish. -- Paul Watson
On my mother's side I'm Polish-Jewish, and on my father's side I'm Scottish puffin. -- Tamsin Greig
I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings. -- Caitlin Moran
Sawed off shotgun, hand on the pump Left hand on a forty, puffin' on a blunt Pumped my shotgun, niggas didn't jump... Lala la la lala la laaaa -- B-Real
Oh, nobody would ever want to know me in Hollywood. I'm far too puffin-faced for that, too weird-looking. No, I think I'll probably stick to telly, if telly'll have me, though I wouldn't mind doing radio plays as well. -- Tamsin Greig
Perhaps one day, all these conflicts will end, and it won't be because of great statesmen or churches or organisations like this one. It'll be because people have changed. They'll be like you, Puffin. More a mixture. So why not become a mongrel? It's healthy. -- Kazuo Ishiguro

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