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I am glad The Worst Journey is coming out in Penguins: after all it is largely about penguins. -- Apsley Cherry-Garrard
You have to check out 'March of the Penguins'. Penguins are the really ideal example of monogamy. -- Rich Lowry
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. -- Dave Attell
Penguins mate for life. Which doesn't really surprise me, because they all look exactly alike. It's not like they're gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday. -- Ellen DeGeneres
It won't be the same for me," I whispered, half to myself. "You won't let me be like that. We'll live in Antarctica." Edward snorted, breaking the tension. "Penguins. Lovely. -- Stephenie Meyer
Penguins are an indicator of the health of our watery planet, and if they are unable to survive, we had better take notice or we might find our own survival threatened. -- Roger Tory Peterson
The respiratory mechanisms of birds are definitely adapted to the function of flight, as evidenced by the fact that birds which do not fly (Apteryx, Penguins) show these adaptations in a greatly reduced form. -- August Krogh
...just a little touches her and there. He puts his hands on your arms or back, he stands close to you, getting you used to him... it's a mating ritual. Like March of the Penguins. -- Lisa Kleypas
During my childhood, I played just about every sport imaginable, which became less feasible at Juilliard... Although I remember our annual dodge-ball game as a highlight. The Juilliard 'Fighting Penguins' are a force to be reckoned with. -- Seth Numrich
I want to be your personal penguin. Please? -- Sandra Boynton
Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it. -- Douglas Adams
One can't be angry when one looks at a penguin. -- John Ruskin
A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be. -- Gary Vaynerchuk
I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin. -- Bob Saget
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin. -- Riff Raff
Take it all in all, I do not believe anybody on earth has a worse time than an Emperor penguin. -- Apsley Cherry-Garrard
You can't not be happy around penguins. You're unfortunately happy and cold but the happiness makes up for the coldness. -- Carla Gugino
No matter what I do with my life, or how successful I am, I will always be a socially awkward penguin inside. -- Wil Wheaton
If you think penguins are fat and waddle, you have never been attacked by one running at you in excess of 100 miles per hour. -- Linus Torvalds
I think penguins are the most human of all the birds, which may be why people love them. They're cute, they stand upright and they look like they're wearing tuxedos. -- Shia LaBeouf
I'm not comfortable with walking the red carpet in a tuxedo and seeing all the women with their boobs pushed up and all the men dressed as penguins - particularly when the subject of your film is the nature of violence and humanity. -- William Hurt
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had. -- Linus Torvalds
Newt Gingrich was campaigning at a zoo this week and he was bitten by a penguin. Newt Gingrich is always campaigning at zoos. Mitt Romney once did a photo op at a zoo. That was a big mistake, because he stood next to the chameleon, and HE changed colors. -- Bill Maher
Exploration is the physical expression of the Intellectual Passion. And I tell you, if you have the desire for knowledge and the power to give it physical expression, go out and explore.... If you march your Winter Journeys you will have your reward, so long as all you want is a penguin's egg. -- Apsley Cherry-Garrard
Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170hp is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling... penguins... while making love... to a beautiful woman while on fire, on stage... in front of the Queen. It's all going to go wrong. -- Jeremy Clarkson
So, I'm on 'Sesame Street,' walking around with all these monsters, Elmo and his buddies, a whole bunch of chickens, a whole bunch of penguins and a number four dancing about. It was just pure joy, simple, ridiculous fun, stupid joy. There's no irony. 'Sesame Street' is just a crazy great place to be. -- Feist
I would hope with all my heart that people understand this and see it in the film. And there are also other messages in Happy Feet, like racial and environmental ones, but none of them are so overt. George has made a great story about penguins with a lot of humanity in it and audiences can follow a species we don't know that well. -- Brittany Murphy
I was in New York last Christmas - it's snowing; there's a guy in a t-shirt. I'm like, 'Dude, aren't you cold?' 'No, I'm from New York. I don't get cold.' Just 'cause you're from a cold place doesn't mean you're genetically predisposed to not feeling cold. You're not a penguin. I was like, 'In fact, sir, you're Puerto Rican, so if anything, you should be more cold. -- Iliza Shlesinger
I think penguins are cute. -- Zooey Deschanel
the answer to every problem involved penguins -- Rick Riordan
If I ever have any back-up dancers, I want the penguins from Madagascar. -- Ed Sheeran
There have been better attempts at marching, and they have been made by penguins. -- Terry Pratchett
Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air. -- Will Cuppy
Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
I know what nuns are, kind of. It's just I never saw one. I didn't know they looked like penguins. -- Lesley Howarth
I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better. -- Milton Jones
In the evening every man looks the same. Like penguins. Women have a special dress for that event; men, the same tuxedo. -- Roberto Cavalli
Jordan followed, buttoning his jeans and muttering about how there was nothing strange about having a pattern of dancing penguins on your underwear. -- Cassandra Clare
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. -- Alison Gopnik
The BALLPOINT PENGUINS, black and white, Do little else but write and write. Although they've nothing much to say, They write and write it anyway.... -- Jack Prelutsky
All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for the futility of racism. -- Russell Brand
I suggest we depict penguins as callous and unfeeling creatures who insist on bringing up their children in what is little more than a large chest freezer. -- Jasper Fforde
Again and again we are confronted with the reality - some might say the problem - of sharing our space with other living things, be they dogs, trees, fish or penguins. -- Jonathan Safran Foer
Our wings serve as flippers that carry us across the ocean; not in the sky!Why, us penguins have so much fun time in the water, we don't even want to fly! -- Jasmine Jean
I should kill myself. Things would be better if I did. For me anyway. I don't know how it would affect global warming or penguins in Antarctica. But it might help me. -- Noah Cicero
I'm not going to / let a little thing like the world stand in my way. / Why should I? I understand it / as much as I understand penguins / and I still go to the zoo. -- Matthew Dickman
One of the mistakes I made was thinking chickens and penguins could sing, just like all the other animals in the 'Muppets.' But it turns out those animals are not allowed to sing words. -- Bret McKenzie
The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine? -- Judith Hayes

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