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Our tree was so puny we used orthopedic bulbs. -- Milton Berle
Right now I am doing my residency in orthopedic research. -- Debi Thomas
I feel like I'm wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected. -- Bill Maher
Your muscles cannot get "longer" without some rather radical orthopedic surgery. -- Mark Rippetoe
Everybody knows that orthopedic science provides beautiful false noses for people who have lost their noses naturally or as a result of an operation. -- Gaston Leroux
Langdon turned to Sophie. "Who is that? What... happened?" Teabing hobbled over. "You were rescued by a knight brandishing an Excalibur made by Acme Orthopedic. -- Dan Brown
I've had 36 orthopedic operations, have two fused ankles, my knees, hands and wrists don't work, I now have a fused spine, other than that, everything is great. -- Bill Walton
If I did not wear torn pants, orthopedic shoes, frantic disheveled hair, that is to say, if I did not tone down my beauty, people would go mad. Married men would run amuck. -- Brenda Ueland
I joke, but I only half joke, that if you come to one of our hospitals missing a limb, no one will believe you till they get a CAT scan, MRI, or orthopedic consult. -- Abraham Verghese
I stroll along serenely, with my eyes, my shoes, my rage, forgetting everything, I walk by, going through office buildings and orthopedic shops, and courtyards with washing hanging from the line: underwear, towels and shirts from which slow dirty tears are falling. -- Pablo Neruda
For people who dont know me, I practiced medicine in Casper, Wyoming for 25 years as an orthopedic surgeon, taking care of families in Wyoming. Ive been chief of staff of the largest hospital in our state. My wife is a breast cancer survivor. -- John Barrasso
I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go. -- Lee Trevino
Swimming is probably the ultimate of burnout sports. It's ironic because millions of people who swim as their regular exercise love the meditation aspect of it; you don't wind up with any orthopedic injuries. But when you swim at a world class level for hours and hours - the loneness of the long distance runner. -- Diana Nyad

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