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Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic. -- Jill Shalvis
Note to self: Rachel Morgan is a totally awesome liar. -- Ally Carter
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer. -- Norm MacDonald
Note to self: Never ride a motorcycle in stilettos and a miniskirt. -- Maggie Grace
Note to self: If you can't hear God when you pray, shut up. -- Mark Hart
Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised. -- Norm MacDonald
Note to self: Don't get on Veritas's bad side. She holds a grudge for centuries. -- Jeaniene Frost
Note to self: Pasty-skinned programmers ought not stand in the Mojave desert for multiple hours. -- John Carmack
Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel. -- Danica McKellar
Note to Self - Thoughts design my energy! My thoughts WILL design the energy that moves me! -- Alan Rufus
Oh.' I shot upright. 'I was in Mongolia.' Note to self: learn to be a less extreme liar. -- Ally Carter
Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate every three and a half minutes. -- Jordan Sonnenblick
I gave him a smile. I was aiming for sweet, but he turned a shade paler and scooted a bit farther from me. Note to self: work more on sweet and less on psycho-killer. -- Ilona Andrews
During that Grammy moment, when I nearly collapsed, I was thinking, Are you kidding me? I've always been really good with my heels. Even pregnant, I could perform in heels. Note to self: Never wear a train onstage. -- Christina Aguilera
The only clothes Amanda has are the ones on her back. (Kyrian) From what I saw, she had no clothes whatsoever on her back. Her front neither. (Nick) One day, Gaitor bait... (Kyrian) Note to self- be nice to woman, keep mouth shut. (Nick) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
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The howl of self-interest is loud ... but the heart is black which throbs solely to its note. -- Percy Bysshe Shelley
Mach-5, the speed at which stress can't keep up, is simply forward motion. But it has to be self- propelled. Note that people in cars are still stressed. -- Jef Mallett
There was a time when I thought I turned terrible things over in my mind because I read and wrote too many scary stories. (Note self: start writing about unicorns and bunnies) -- Patrick Carman

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