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My new Boyfriend! Mr. Marmoset Hard and Silent! #peopledontknowthings -- Madonna Ciccone
My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands. -- Jessica Zafra
You love new boyfriend?" "I think so. Yes." "Then you must spoil him. And he must spoil you. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
I went from being married to living on my own in L.A., to having a new boyfriend and just being totally self-sufficient and super independent. It's awesome. I love it! -- Lindsey Vonn
It's [her new house] kind of like my relationship. I'm like nurturing it and like spending a lot of time there and making sure that everything is perfect. It's like my new boyfriend. -- Kim Kardashian
Hello, I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman. -- Frank Miller
Why did everyone think I needed a new boyfriend? I didn't need a new boyfriend. I'd had enough of boyfriends to last a lifetime. The only thing a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. -- Becca Fitzpatrick
Yeah we're not together anymore. She has got - she has got a new boyfriend now. They just moved into together. And I've heard rumors that he is abusive, which makes you want to go over there with a baseball bat. And then blame it on her boyfriend. -- Anthony Jeselnik
The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of State Rice is being linked to Canada's Foreign Minister, Peter MacKay. It's gotta be awkward dating a fellow diplomat. Like today, MacKay had to promise Condi he would get permission from the U.N. before he invaded her. -- Jay Leno
When I'm in New York my boyfriend buys me sneakers and vice versa. -- Lily Allen
Otherwise, I spend a lot of time at my boyfriend's home in the country, in New Jersey. -- Eva Herzigova
My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci. -- Diablo Cody
I go to social media, check out my granddaughter's new boyfriend, but the Department of Homeland Security can't figure out they need to be tracking they jihadi web sites? -- Carly Fiorina
My 20s were all about feeling desperate. Desperate to find a new boyfriend. Desperate to get the perfect job. Desperate to get rid of this terrible relationship with this bad new boyfriend. -- Jessi Klein

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