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My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT! -- Aries Spears
How many ya'll parents smoke weed? My momma still grows illegal weed in Alabama. -- Yelawolf
My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry. -- Jerry Lee Lewis
Promise to my momma I'ma make it to the Top.. So I'ma keep climbing til my heartbeat drop -- J. Cole
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words. -- Dolly Parton
My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer. -- Miles Davis
All my momma's people were very musical. My grandpa, who was the Pentecostal minister, he was a great musician. He played the fiddle, he played the piano. -- Dolly Parton
Even my momma asked what I'mma do. Decisions, decisions/ In case this is war, then I load up on all ammunition/ If a n----a want problems, my trigger's on auto. -- J. Cole
Everyone in my family can sing - my momma can sing, my cousins. I was in the third grade and I was that kid who was so bad in school because I could sing. -- Ester Dean
I hope they're still making women like my momma. She always told me to do the right thing. She always told me to have pride in myself; she said a good name is better than money. -- Joe Louis
I was raised in the city, shitty Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty Drinkin' liquor out my momma's titty And smokin' weed was an everyday thang in my household, And drinking liquor til' you out cold -- Tupac Shakur
My granddaddy on my momma's side, he was a romantic. He loved love songs. Every Valentine's Day, I remember him buying a red carnation for my grandmomma, my momma and my sister. That was something you could count on every year. -- Josh Turner
I'm so not scary. I'm a pussycat. But what are you going to do, right? I mean, these cheekbones, and I guess these eyes, and the big nose... this is what my momma and my poppa gave to me, and that's the deal. -- Kim Coates
All I knew growing up was that my father was married to and loved my momma, period. He worked hard, made some money, and put it on the dresser. She spent it on the family, and he went out and earned some more. He taught me the most about love. -- Steve Harvey
In the South, our lives kind of revolve around food and taking care of people with food. If someone was sick, or if they had had a baby, or if they had lost a loved one, or even if they lost a job, my momma was at their door with pie or a cake or something to help them feel better. -- Kimberly Schlapman
Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca? -- Chubby Checker
My own momma turned her back on me, and that's my momma. -- Gucci Mane
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words -- Dolly Parton
Momma, you're special," Renesmee told me without any surprise, like she was commenting on the color of my clothes. -- Stephenie Meyer
Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma. -- Paul Vixie
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My mother died, and I couldn't stand to look at her bedroom any more. I'd get sick. I've always been a momma's boy. -- Little Richard
I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son! -- Jerry Reed
My mother is home. Your mother is your home. Everybody is a momma's boy or a momma's girl. That's where we came from, from a woman's womb. -- Jay Rock
I am proud of my kids, but I also want to make my mom proud of me. I'm still a momma's girl at the heart of the situation. -- Tori Spelling
I was a momma's boy. I didn't get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him was at the ballpark. -- Barry Bonds

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