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English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts. -- Mia Hamm
People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold. -- John Jay Chapman
A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins. -- Charles Lamb
Muffins should always be eaten quite calmly, as it is the only way to eat them! -- Oscar Wilde
I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here. -- Aaron Funk
I'm obsessed with muffins. -- Phoebe Tonkin
Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin! -- Colin Mochrie
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin. -- Brian P. Cleary
United metropolitan improved hot muffin and crumpet baking and punctual delivery company. -- Charles Dickens
I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough. -- Kevin Kling
My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three. -- Mark E. Smith
I'm all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too. -- Shawn Mendes
Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. -- Oscar Wilde
My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. -- Sara Blakely
Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin. -- Davey Havok
Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!' -- Demetri Martin
Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat. -- David Sedaris
Marry Ann; and at the end of a week you'll find no more inspiration in her than in a plate of muffins. -- George Bernard Shaw
Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top. -- Janeane Garofalo
If you truly love a book, you should sleep with it, write in it, read aloud from it, and fill its pages with muffin crumbs. -- Anne Fadiman
Way back when I was a junior pastry chef, I'd bake loads of muffins every morning, as many as 120 or so, while operating on autopilot. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here. . . . People called me Muffin because I would eat muffins all the time. -- Heidi Klum
I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the sick children part. -- Sloane Crosley
If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin! -- Dane Cook
Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap on the back, followed by a double latte and a blueberry muffin. -- Rachel Johnson
I eat breakfast pretty much 'round the clock - muffins in the morning, scones for lunch, cereal at night - which may be odd but is also oddly satisfying, if only because the choice is my own. -- Caroline Knapp
A gluten-free diet still allows you access to almost every fruit and vegetable, a variety of grains and legumes, your pick of dairy products, fresh meats and fish and a whole slew of special gluten-free delights to satisfy your pretzel-bagel-muffin-doughnut craving. -- Daphne Oz
So, without saying anything to the others, it made its way to the farthest corner of the meadow and began to toast an imaginary muffin. That was always the best way to unwind when things got to be too much for it. -- Thomas M. Disch
To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. Okay, so I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana-nut. That's a good muffin. -- Nicolas Cage
...what I feel we ought to do at this juncture is to dash off somewhere where it's quiet and there aren't so many housesdancing the 'Blue Danube' and shove some tea into ourselves. And over the pot and muffins I shall have something veryimportant to say to you. -- P. G. Wodehouse
I would love to pretend I don't diet, but I work very hard. I stay active and eat very healthy. Anybody who says otherwise is either unhealthy or lying! I will admit that I'm addicted to sugar - licorice, Jujubees and jelly candies. And I actually love bran muffins! -- Evangeline Lilly
I love to bake! I have a huge sweet tooth, and I love to make things like zucchini muffins, you know, anything decadent like that. And I stand by the claim that chocolate can be good for you! I love having a good piece of dark chocolate, one that's 70 percent or more cacao. -- Lauren Bowles
A film is just like a muffin. You make it. You put it on the table. One person might say, Oh, I don't like it. One might say it's the best muffin ever made. One might say it's an awful muffin. It's hard for me to say. It's for me to make the muffin. -- Denzel Washington
Imagine, if you can, what the rest of the evening was like. How they crouched by the fire which blazed and leaped and made much of itself in the little grate. How they removed the covers of the dishes, and found rich, hot savory soup, which was a meal in itself, and sandwiches and toast and muffins enough for both of them. -- Frances Hodgson Burnett
They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance -- Oscar Wilde
You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them. -- George Bernard Shaw
You know, you say "?not exactly' a lot. You're not exactly a vampire. You're not exactly from Scotland, and you're allergic to daylight. What else? (Sunshine) I hate bran muffins and grass. (Talon) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon

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