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Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is coming. You drink it, you get a combination of type 1 and type 2 diabetes. -- David Letterman
Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. -- David Letterman
Jolt is for Windows programmers. It's typical IBM PC: it goes in brown and comes out yellow. Mountain Dew is for Macintosh programmers: it goes in yellow and comes out yellow. It's WYSIWYP. -- Guy Kawasaki
When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust. -- Adam Carolla
Amazingly, we've become a culture that considers Twinkies, Cocoa Puffs, and Mountain Dew safe, but raw milk and compost-grown tomatoes unsafe. -- Joel Salatin
I eat like no other; it drives everyone crazy. I eat donuts three times a day, and I probably go through four Mountain Dews a day. I'm on, like, a sugar high at all times, pretty much. -- Britt Robertson
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It's for Shaving your legs Only you don't Need A razor. It's with all the Girly cosmetic stuff) Vaseline six pack, Mountain Dew One dozen Tulips one Bottle Of water Tissues One Can of blue Spray paint -- John Green
Vic bears you no ill will. He is outside drinking the Dew of the Mountain and will be glad to see you yourself again" Ranulf said to Lucas. -- Claudia Gray
Like the dew on the mountain, like the foam on the river, like the bubble on the fountain, thou art gone, and for ever! -- Walter Scott

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