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I don't care what your nose says! The last time you smelled half-blood, it turned out to be a meatloaf sandwich!" "Meatloaf sandwiches are good! But this is a half-blood scent, I swear. They are on board!" "Bah, your brain isn't on board! -- Rick Riordan
Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun for the whole family. -- Jarod Kintz
I was brought up with beautiful music - Nat King Cole and Glen Miller from my dad, and my mum loved Judy Garland and Doris Day - brilliant stuff. Through my brothers and sisters I heard David Bowie and The Specials, The Carpenters, Meatloaf and The Rolling Stones. -- Imelda May
My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark -- Rodney Dangerfield
How come regional pandering only works in one direction, right? You never see a Southern politician trying to win votes in New York State by saying, 'I read books and make a mean vegan meatloaf.' -- Bill Maher
We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business. -- Marcy Kaptur
My favorite meal to make for myself is meatloaf.I prepare the the ground beef (I don't use anything else) and flatten it out so it's about 1/2 inch thick, then I spread shredded cheddar all over it, then I roll it up. It's amazing. Like a big cheeseburger. -- Tim Gunn
Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven't thought of in 30 years. Stored away in another cell is the image of a pink pony stitched on your first set of baby pajamas. All it takes to get that aunt mounted on the back of that pony is to eat a hunk of meatloaf immediately before going to bed. -- Robert Breault
My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. -- Dora J. Arod
We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf. -- Jarod Kintz
I keep trying to perfect my mother's meatloaf recipe. I will never get it perfect, but I'm getting closer. -- Diane Sawyer
My father always made an amazing meatloaf, and I've inherited his skill. Leftover meatloaf in a sandwich? Come on! -- Elizabeth Banks
Your leftover meatloaf makes me horny. Let us make love like the first squirt from a new bottle of ketchup. -- Jarod Kintz
I've always wanted to throw a party where everyone comes with their mother's meatloaf. Everybody could evoke their mother's memory through her meatloaf. -- Diane Sawyer
The best part about falling in love with a slab of meatloaf is now I get to use my ketchup-dispensing backpack when making love. -- Jarod Kintz
A blanket could be used to foil slave traders. But so could tinfoil and leftover meatloaf. Geez, the whole Civil War could have been avoided if only Lincoln had known that little trick. -- Jarod Kintz

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