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Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic. -- Roy Blount, Jr.
I eat so much mayonnaise they were going to send me to the Mayo Clinic. -- Tom Robbins
Every year thousands of Americans mistakenly refer to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico's Independence Day. -- Joe Baca
In November, 1964 when I was a patient at the Mayo Clinic I though seriously about killing myself. -- Jerry Kramer
The Mayo Clinic is one of the largest and most experienced medical centers treating esophageal cancer in the world. -- Harmon Killebrew
The island Mayo is generally barren, being dry, as I said; and the best of it is but a very indifferent soil. -- William Dampier
Cinco de Mayo has come to represent a celebration of the contributions that Mexican Americans and all Hispanics have made to America. -- Joe Baca
Cinco de Mayo is an important day. The Mexicans had to defend themselves from the French. It is historically significant, but it is not Mexican Independence Day. -- Kuno Becker
Go to Cleveland Clinic, Mayo Clinic, or any college and you'll see libraries, dormitories, and a lot of buildings that were a result of the generosity of fat cats. -- Foster Friess
Irish history having been forbidden in schools, has been, to a great extent, learned from Raftery's poems by the people of Mayo, where he was born, and of Galway, where he spent his later years. -- Lady Gregory
My mother was born on a tiny farm in County Mayo. She was meant to stay at home and look after the farm while her brother and sister got an education. However, she came to England on a visit and never went back. -- Julie Walters
What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment? -- Jim Gaffigan
I don't drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it's known in Mexico: 'food.' -- Craig Ferguson
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Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole. -- David Letterman
I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo. -- George W. Bush
Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch - or maybe you're the governor of Arizona. -- Craig Ferguson
I had to learn quick, because I was performing in Cinco de Mayo festivals with babies crying and people lifting their beers, and you know the feather dancers would come, and they'd say, "What are you, a poet? You're next". -- Sandra Cisneros
In study at the Mayo Clinic covering fifty consecutive young women with hypothyroidism, twenty-eight has menstrual disturbances. Abnormally profuse menses was a common disturbance; frequent bleeding between periods was another; in some cases, both problems were present. Thyroid therapy relived the disturbances. -- Broda Otto Barnes
Hillary Clinton made a campaign stop in Las Vegas yesterday. She said she wants citizenship for undocumented immigrants. But after seeing Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo yesterday, immigrants said, 'You know what, we're good. We're gonna head back now. We had enough.' -- Jimmy Fallon
The oral (Laetrile) had been 'toxified' by adding cyano-urea in the NCI...(NCI's) Mayo (Clinic) dismissed well responding patients to discard them from statistical evaluation...This kind of fraud which I expressed...and which was openly published...has...not resulted in any denial. -- Hans Alfred Nieper
I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back when I broke in, we had one trainer who carried a bottle of rubbing alcohol, and by the 7th inning he'd already drunk it. -- Tommy Lasorda
You can really taste the difference between a shop-bought and a good homemade mayo. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo. -- Blake Anderson
Avocados have a creamy texture, making them a healthier replacement for ingredients like butter and mayo in recipes, though they do contain a surprisingly large amount of fat - a whopping 30 grams per medium-sized avocado. -- Marcus Samuelsson
There is something about someone making a fantastic sandwich, taking care to spread lots of mayo all the way to the edges. Making sure every bite has a bit of everything in it. There's something special about that. -- April Bloomfield
I missed a tuna-fish sandwich with mayo on toasted wheat bread more than anything. Six months after I went vegan, I snuck into a deli and took one home. And, of course, it wasn't nearly as good as I fantasized. It tasted, well, fishy. -- Kathy Freston
When our mothers are alive and healthy, they do extraordinary things... like the mothers of Plaza de Mayo, who marched in Argentinean plazas, defying the military junta dictatorship and demanding the whereabouts of their abducted children... or the Liberian mothers who faced down civil war armed only with T-shirts and courage. -- Liya Kebede
For children, diversity needs to be real and not merely relegated to learning the names of the usual suspects during Black History Month or enjoying south-of-the-border cuisine on Cinco de Mayo. It means talking to and spending time with kids not like them so that they may discover those kids are in fact just like them. -- John Ridley
You're baloney without the mayo. -- Frank Zappa
Are we going to be a services power? The double-cheeseburger-hold-the-mayo kings of the world? -- Lee Iacocca
Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card. -- Chris Pratt
It's a poorboy sanditch,' Roland said. 'With lots of mayo, whatever that is. I'd want a sauce that didn't look quite so much like come, myself, but may it do ya fine. -- Stephen King

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