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I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. -- Humphrey Bogart
Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many -- Herb Caen
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom. -- Tallulah Bankhead
Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch? -- Christine Baranski
I think people think we're all sipping martinis by the pool. -- Maria Menounos
I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much. -- Brett Somers
I want to be a superhero. Maybe I'll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world. -- Shanola Hampton
You don't want to get me started about apple martinis and the affect they have on my lovemaking. I might just throw you down and make some love to you right here and now. -- Rick Fox
The brain knows the real secret of seduction, more effective than even music and martinis. Just keep whispering, 'Gee, you are really special' to that sack of water and protein that is a body, and you can get it to do practically anything. -- Alison Gopnik
I suppose there must be idiots who dream of signing deals with publishers while fully intending to drink martinis in cool bars or ride around on skateboards. But the actual writers I know are experts in neurotic self-torture. Every page of writing is the result of a thousand tiny decisions and desperate acts of will. -- Helen Garner
Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing people, and he sits there slugging martinis. It'll never be the same thing as this, because Bourne is a guy who is against the establishment, who is paranoid and on the run. I just think fundamentally they're just very different things. -- Matt Damon
BIKINIS, ZUCCHINIS, MARTINIS. NO WEENIES -- Snoop Dogg
When a horse learns to buy martinis, I'll learn to like horses. -- Steve McQueen
One martini is just right. Two martinis are too many. Three martinis are never enough. -- M. F. K. Fisher
Oh, yeah. A big part of my job is drinking martinis when I work in advertising. -- Paul W. S. Anderson
Now all the criminals in their suits and ties are free to drink martinis and watch the sunrise -- Bob Dylan
New York was where we wanted to live when we were finally grown up, and drink martinis and stay out past bedtime ... -- Barbara Holland
Small children do not belong at an adult party, and especially should not be used like trained midgets to help serve martinis. -- Barbara Walters
I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us. -- Jen Lancaster
I'm not a drinker, my body won't tolerate...eh...spirits, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba. -- Woody Allen
Soul, love, joy and natural beauty shines first from within. Make time for quiet reflective moments. Be still and know there is more than just Botox and pink martinis for women over 40. -- Machel Shull
In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life. -- George Burns

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