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Who doesn't want to be Martha Stewart? -- Blake Lively
I love entertaining and doing Martha Stewart stuff. -- Laura Prepon
BoomTown has long been a big fan of Martha Stewart. -- Kara Swisher
Martha Stewart contributes more to our civility than the Baptist church. -- Dave Hickey
If I have to be compared to somebody, it is to Martha Stewart. -- Cristina Saralegui
I am not quite Martha Stewart, but I do like cooking and gardening. -- Dennis Basso
I work in the most non-Communist job. I work for 'Martha Stewart Living.' -- Said Sayrafiezadeh
My mother could do absolutely anything. She was like Martha Stewart before such a thing existed. -- Cheryl Ladd
I look up to Martha Stewart, and I love that she has product lines that are true extensions of her brand. -- Tyra Banks
You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit. -- Jen Lancaster
I didn't want to turn into Martha Stewart. I wanted to turn into a more organized, more gracious me. And that truly has happened. -- Jen Lancaster
The Martha Stewart trial makes clear how far women have risen in the business world. America can be proud of our equal-opportunity prosecution and conviction. -- Rosabeth Moss Kanter
My mom, the fabulous Bertie Kinsey, is an amazing seamstress. She quilts and sews and is so crafty. We call her the Southern Martha Stewart! -- Angela Kinsey
At first glance, Martha Stewart, queen of artfully distressed home furnishings, might not seem to have much in common with Michael R. Milken, one-time king of junk bonds. -- Alex Berenson
I'd like to learn how to cook. I've hauled around this big, old, heavy Martha Stewart cookbook in my suitcase to Cape Cod, L.A., Paris. I don't know what possessed me. -- Mamie Gummer
Martha Stewart is extremely talented. Her designs are picture perfect. Our philosophy is life is messy, and rather than being afraid of those messes we design products that work the way we live. -- Kathy Ireland
I take pride in taking care of all the housework so that my wife, who works as a designer for Martha Stewart, won't need to sacrifice any of her leisure time when she gets home. -- Said Sayrafiezadeh
We got Martha Stewart legitimizing homemaking for her generation, and then there's this return to being interested in all things home, lifestyle, and food again. I think this generation is less about the frills and more about the flavor of things. -- Nadia Giosia
I had a really good time with Martha Stewart, who also is somebody I really admire a lot. I've learned a lot from her and I think all of America has, about attention to detail and using fresh ingredients and making things beautiful and special. -- Ted Allen
I admire but don't envy people who have children and also have big, wonderful perfect houses. Maybe Martha Stewart could do it; to me those two things aren't compatible, but I know our children will grow up with a feeling that home is a place of comfort. -- Audra McDonald
The only thing Martha and I have in common is that we both used to model. Martha Stewart is extremely talented. Her designs are picture perfect. Our philosophy is life is messy, and rather than being afraid of those messes we design products that work the way we live. -- Kathy Ireland
Corporate America was hurling offers at her. Thinking even bigger, wanting even more, she had dreams of starting a Martha Stewart magazine and starring in her own regularly scheduled Martha Stewart television show. Martha saw herself as Betty Crocker, Julia Child, Miss Manners, Emily Post, and Rupert Murdoch all rolled into one juicy pie. -- Jerry Oppenheimer
The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not the copper pan-throwing, jail-going Martha. But I suppose if I am going to share a calendar square with some of Martha, I have to share it with all of Martha. -- Sloane Crosley
With Martha Stewart, the power of the brand, the power of television, taught me that if you can marry all those ingredients - like you marry a great song with a great artist - and get the right television exposure, then you've got something that really is going to be sustainable. You can expand and blow up. -- Charles Koppelman
Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I vow to follow the gospel of her teachings and do my very best in the remarkably less glamorous kitchen of my own home... without the luxury of magically appearing prep bowls filled by a staff of sous chefs. -- Jesse Tyler Ferguson
I don't think there's any company that has the same tools as Martha Stewart Living does, and people know that. They really love the tools and, if you have the tools, you can pretty much do the craft. -- Martha Stewart
I got sued more times than Martha Stewart. -- Paul Heyman
The environment changed with Martha Stewart and Enron. -- Steve Martin
I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray. -- Coolio
All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time. -- Natasha Leggero
My mother could do absolutely anything. She was like Martha Stewart before such a thing existed -- Cheryl Ladd
Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto. -- David Letterman
Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year. -- Jay Leno
Martha Stewart's a convicted felon and they gave her another television show. What's next, the Scott Peterson Fishing Hour? -- Christopher Titus
I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. -- Rip Taylor
I heard this rumor that al Qaeda is merging with Hamas. Yeah, I got that tip from Martha Stewart. -- David Letterman
I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise. -- Natasha Leggero
Sighing dismally, she acknowledged that some things just weren't humanly possible - not even Martha Stewart could fold fitted sheets. -- Karen Marie Moning
Sighing dismally, she acknowledged that some things just weren't humanly possible - not even Martha Stewart could fold fitted sheets." -- Karen Marie Moning
Martha Stewart has two houses in East Hampton. She has an old fashioned Victorian house and a very new modern house. -- Steven Gaines
Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress. -- Craig Kilborn
I get great joy from creating the perfect Norman Rockwell holiday. This is why I think I might be Martha Stewart's brother from another mother. -- Jesse Tyler Ferguson
I have a good memory for certain things. And a very short memory for painful things - that's my favorite Martha Stewart quote, by the way. -- Reese Witherspoon
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Martha Stewart is now under house arrest. So she'll go to her $40 million 153-acre estate. So she's going from the big house to an even bigger house. -- Jay Leno
Martha Stewart published her recipe for disaster -- mix one part arrogance with two parts incompetence, simmer in the juices and then serve hot in the can. -- Jay Leno
I told him I had always kept my inner Martha Stewart chained in the basement, but for his sake I would set her loose.â? ~ Haven Travis -- Lisa Kleypas
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I love cabdrivers. I love their unpredictable manners. I love the pictures of their families on the visors. I love the fact that most of them think I'm Martha Stewart. -- Diane Sawyer
Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year. -- Craig Kilborn
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I met with Martha and Sharon to see if there are any opportunities in syndication. My vision says her customers and fans are still loyal to her. I don't think the Martha Stewart brand loyalty has changed. -- A. J. Burnett
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Let's talk about the next president being someone who would be prosecuted if she wasn't a [Hillary] Clinton, because I would have prosecuted her. And I have seen plenty of people prosecuted for much less, like Martha Stewart. -- Rudy Giuliani
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Martha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm about to go under. Stewart then showed her audience how to make a festive, quick-burning yule log out of freshly-shredded financial documents. -- Dennis Miller
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and Kim Jong Un had him executed. I remember the same thing happened when a guy used Martha Stewart's personal lemon zester. -- David Letterman
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I'm proud to be Martha Stewart's daughter. -- Alexis Stewart
I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material to move a whole house. But we're just moving one plant. Really you just put the plant in a truck and go. -- Alexis Stewart
Yes! We finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the public by companies like Enron, Global Crossing, and Tyco we finally got the ring leader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle. -- Jon Stewart

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