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I never met a lasagna I didn't like -- Jim Davis
Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks. -- Larry the Cable Guy
In general I love to eat anything. I enjoy anything that is well prepared, a good spaghetti, lasagna, taco, steak, sushi, refried beans. -- Martin Yan
If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have. -- Berkeley Breathed
Real gs move in silence like lasagna. -- Lil Wayne
I'm terrified of lasagna. I think it was to eat ME! -- Thom Yorke
I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box. -- Chris Pratt
For me to make lasagna would be a desecration of a great Italian dish. . . . I don't mess with sacred things. -- Mario Cuomo
I love cooking. I like to make lasagna - its authentic Italian-style. I also do a great chicken recipe for a barbecue. -- Sullivan Stapleton
My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake. -- Joan Rivers
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -- Kevin Smith
Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past. -- Homaro Cantu
We have got too many kids around the house to have a romantic meal at home. But Danielle is a fantastic cook. She does a brilliant lasagna, great roasts and a great chilli dish. She knows the way to my heart. -- Gary Lineker
I can make a damn pork chop. My best dish is actually lasagna, which I do a couple times a year. My wife wishes I cooked a little bit more often, but I can put a frozen pizza in the oven and I make a good salad. -- Ed Harris
We were discussing a grisly double murder and Rodriguez was telling us all this in the same sort of conversational tone a person might use to pass on a favorite lasagna recipe. And I was responding with the same enthusiasm a new cook might show. I was simultaneously horrified and impressed with myself. -- Janet Evanovich
I love being at home now, improving my cooking. I've got a really bad memory, so my first attempts were a disaster - I'd forget what ingredients to put in. But I do a lasagna that's a crowd-pleaser, and a good lemon drizzle cake, which I take to my mom's for the Sunday roast to fatten the family up. -- Katy B
I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat. -- Jarod Kintz
You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. (As Silent Bob) -- Kevin Smith
I started cooking seven years ago for real, and I started with pasta, and lasagna and roast chicken. Very normal American dishes. When I turned on Food Network, or any sort of cooking channel, that's what people were making. So that's where your education comes from. -- Aarti Sequeira
By the time we met up again, she'd be able to hand her reaction to me as a tidy package: a single square of lasagna in a sealed Tupperware container as opposed to a squalid kitchen with tomato sauce splattered on the counters. And I wouldn't have to be there while she got it in order. -- Curtis Sittenfeld
Hello, ladies," Joe Solomon said, but not before I snatched the piece of paper and crammed it in my mouth, which ordinarily would have been really great spy maneuvering except that Josh didn't use Evapopaper."How's the lasagna?" Mr. Solomon asked, and I started to say something before I remembered that my mouth was...well...otherwise engaged. -- Ally Carter
I am really good at making Top Ramen. I also love it when my mom makes vegetarian lasagna for me. -- Zendaya
I love cooking. I like to make lasagna - it's authentic Italian-style. I also do a great chicken recipe for a barbecue. -- Sullivan Stapleton
When you see a picture of a woolly mammoth on a cave wall, that's weirdly similar to a person's lasagna that they thought looked delicious. -- Derek Waters
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