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Alas! all music jars when the soul's out of tune. -- Miguel de Cervantes
On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars. -- Bruce Willis
We stole a box of honey jars one time and went out in the woods and took care of the whole box. I don't think I touched honey again for 20 years. I never wanted to see honey again. -- Quincy Jones
Jars neither of wine nor of water shall fail in the houses of the rich. -- Aeschylus
Day and night my thoughts incline To the blandishments of wine, Jars were made to drain, I think; Wine, I know, was made to drink. -- Richard Henry Stoddard
I've never found that it jars to go back and forth. -- Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
My playground is full of moonshine, mason jars, beer bottles, and bonfires. -- Big Smo
Mmm, I love Yoda. I didn't like Jar Jar Binks though, he was all wrong. -- Gail Porter
George Lucas puts those types of characters in for the kids. Same with Jar Jar. -- Peter Mayhew
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf. -- Robert Bloch
We are all jars of clay, fragile and poor, yet we carry within us an immense treasure. -- Pope Francis
I'm going to move on and do other things. My life isn't going to be about Jar Jar Binks. -- Ahmed Best
To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is a bad dream. -- Sylvia Plath
I got confused. I thought it was a K.Y. scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some. -- Julie Brown
I spent my childhood eating. The only exercise I got was trying to twist off the cap of a jar of mayonnaise. -- Richard Simmons
Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week. -- Malin Akerman
At a certain point my novels set. They set just as hard as that jam jar. And then I know they are finished. -- Ivy Compton-Burnett
Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. -- Zig Ziglar
I sank back in the gray, plush seat and closed my eyes. The air of the bell jar wadded round me and I couldn't stir. -- Sylvia Plath
As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my kitchen counter. -- Victoria Moran
People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk. -- Stephen King
Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, or drop a jar of applesauce. -- Natalie Goldberg
Nashville is wicked. It's like a proper music community, but it's also quintessentially American. You bump into people there with cowboy hats that spit in jars and call you 'boy.' I just love that. -- Ed Sheeran
My parents had job jars because my father would say, 'Kids today have too much time, too much money and no responsibility. You're going to have no time, no money and a lot of responsibility.' -- Denise Morrison
Man is born passionate of body, but with an innate though secret tendency to the love of Good in his main-spring of Mind. But God help us all! It is at present a sad jar of atoms. -- Lord Byron
People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk. -- Stephen King
When I was younger we had a grape arbor, and my mom would go out and pick grapes and make grape jam in the sink - boil it, put it in jars, and give it away as gifts. -- Taylor Swift
We are the mirror as well as the face in it. We are tasting the taste this minute of eternity. We are pain and what cures pain both. We are the sweet cold water and the jar that pours. -- Rumi
My husband perpetually makes fun of me about my creams and my jars and potions and lotions, but its simpler than anyone makes it: clean, tone, keep yourself moisturized. The rest is internal: Protect yourself from the sun and drink water. -- Brooke Shields
All the pre-made sauces in a jar, and frozen and canned vegetables, processed meats, and cheeses which are loaded with artificial ingredients and sodium can get in the way of a healthy diet. My number one advice is to eat fresh, and seasonally. -- Todd English
The spirit is so near that you can't see it! But reach for it... don't be a jar, full of water, whose rim is always dry. Don't be the rider who gallops all night and never sees the horse that is beneath him. -- Rumi
Stock up your pantry and your freezer with things that aren't perishable: Your favorite jar of tomato sauce that lists 'tomato' as the first ingredient, lots of grains, olive oils, vinegars, tomato pastes, onions, shallots. When you go to the store, you only have to pick up meats and produce. -- Giada De Laurentiis
I have taxidermy pets that are very close to me. I have a little lizard with a head that comes on and off that I call Nicolas Cage because his face is long. And I have a big diamondback rattlesnake called Rufus, and I have some rats in jars and stuff. -- Mackenzie Davis
You take a handful of rocks and put them in a jar. Then once a week, you take one tiny pebble out of the jar and throw it away. When the jar is empty, why, you'll just about be over your grief. ... Time alone will do if you're short on rocks. -- Sharyn McCrumb
Living and working for four decades in a Bologna apartment and studio he shared with his unwed sisters, Morandi painted little but bottles, boxes, jars, and vases. Yet like that of Chardin and the underappreciated William Nicholson, Morandi's work seems to slow down time and show you things you've never seen before. -- Jerry Saltz
In Los Angeles, I drive a hybrid and live in a very simple home. Anything you do from carrying a canteen of water to starting a recycling program in your office makes a difference. Reusing what you already have has always been green - from clothes to boxes to glass jars from the supermarket. -- Rachel Boston
There are still thousands of people dying every year in Laos, mostly children and farmers, from unexploded anti-personnel ordnance that the U.S. simply saturated much of the land with, especially in the Plain of Jars. There actually is a British engineering team trying to remove some of these things, which are much worse than land mines. -- Noam Chomsky
I was reading a magazine when I was a little kid, probably about twelve years old, and an ad said that if you sell so many jars of Noxzema skin cream, we'll sell you a ukulele. So I went out and banged on doors in the snow in Quincy, Massachusetts, where I was raised, and I sold the skin cream. -- Dick Dale
My grandfather milked several cows twice a day and supplied the neighbours with dairy products. He liked to go visiting around the county on Saturdays, and he also enjoyed the neighbours when they came by once a week with their empty milk jars. He walked them out to their cars and hung over the driver's side window until they drove off. -- Kary Mullis
Drink from the presence of saints, not from those other jars. -- Rumi
Pickle jars are just pickle jars, and pickles are just pickles. -- Regina Spektor
Directing teenage actors is like juggling jars of nitro-glycerine: exhilarating and dangerous. -- Stephen King
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So please get your rags And your polishing jars, Somebody has to go polish the stars. -- Shel Silverstein
Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes -- Jeffree Star
Not until all babies are born from glass jars will the combat cease between mother and son. -- Camille Paglia
I collect flickering stars in old pickling jars, poking holes in the lids so they can breathe. -- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
It is not the being paid money in advance that jars the sensitive artist: it is the having to work. -- P. G. Wodehouse
Please DO waste art materials. Use paper. Empty paint jars. Deplete pens. if it's teaching you stuff, it's not being wasted. -- Danny Gregory
there is a poetry in making preserves; the housewife has caught duration in the snare of sugar, she has enclosed life in jars. -- Simone de Beauvoir
When the jars of clay remember they are jars of clay, the treasure within gets all the glory, which seems somehow more fitting. -- Jen Hatmaker
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness. -- Jack Handey
The Sins of Scripture is an interesting title; most people don't put sins and scripture together in the same title. It jars people. -- John Shelby Spong
Conflict, which rouses up the best and highest powers in some characters, in others not only jars the whole being, but paralyzes the faculties. -- Anna Brownell Jameson
Why does everyone think that I am a cruel and insensitive man? I mean, come on, I have kids... on my desk in little jars! -- Stephen King
How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons. -- Jim Benton
Salt is added to dried rose petals with the perfume and spices, when we store them away in covered jars, the summers of our past. -- Wallace Stegner
The Shift hasn't happened yet, maybe it never will, but sometimes-just enough times to give me hope-my brain jars back into where it's supposed to be. -- Ned Vizzini
Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic. -- Anthony Bourdain
Pissing in jars, they had never been handed a fifteen-year-old Kotex product by the school nurse. But they trusted me and Paula, so I'm proud to say we made -- Tina Fey
A society that feels life is the most precious thing [jars against] a society that prefers death over theft, over loss of pride, over inconvenience, and so much else. -- Abigail Disney
If you are rich, you have lovely cars, and jars full of flowers, and books in rows, and a wireless, and the best sort of gramophone and meringues for supper. -- Winifred Holtby
We now know that memories are not fixed or frozen, like Proust's jars of preserves in a larder, but are transformed, disassembled, reassembled, and recategorized with every act of recollection. -- Oliver Sacks
Talk without truth is the hollow brass; talk without love is like the tinkling cymbal, and when it does not tinkle it jingles, and when it does not jingle, it jars. -- Anna Brownell Jameson
You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars. And who knows how many knives! -- Brian Regan
When we lift our hands in praise and worship, we break spiritual jars of perfume over Jesus. The fragrance of our praise fills the whole earth and touches the heart of God. -- Dennis Ignatius
It is better to emit a scream in the shape of a theory than to be entirely insensible to the jars and incongruities of life and take everything as it comes in a forlorn stupidity. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
Love is like a spring rain on a sunny September morning. And when I go out on dates, I bring my own jars of pickles. Women probably find it not only practical, but devastatingly sexy. -- Jarod Kintz

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