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There have been plenty of very bare hotels with couples humping next door. I don't stay in very grand hotels. -- Honor Blackman
In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes. -- Jason Biggs
Still humping the American Dream -- Hunter S. Thompson
The best activities for your health are pumping and humping. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
There's a very fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry-humping a stranger. -- Demetri Martin
From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster! -- Russell Howard
I was minding my own buisness long before you and the princess started humping like rabbits. -- Julie Kagawa
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. -- Stephen Colbert
On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl. -- Kate Beckinsale
Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your leg. -- Dean Potter
In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes -- Jason Biggs
I felt like that character in Flowers for Algernon. Not Charlie, the lady teacher from the college who realizes, 'I've got to stop dry-humping this mentally challenged guy! -- Tina Fey
Good sex is a mystery. Perhaps humping and pumping is not a mystery, but good sex is a mystery, and how human beings become truly intimate remains a mystery. -- Erica Jong
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish." -- Robert Schimmel

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