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If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be. -- Mark Twain
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. -- Mark Twain
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit. -- Josh Billings
If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out. -- Mark Twain
Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul's body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca. -- S. J. Perelman

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