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Slipknot sounds like Tre choking on a hairball. -- Billie Joe Armstrong
Hope is like a hairball trembling from its birth... -- Christina Rossetti
Kissing Mother Superior, incompetent, hairball, poppy seeds, on the can. -- Jennifer Egan
I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl. -- Cheshire Cat
I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball. -- Stephanie Miller
It's the way you look whenever she mentions her fiance. My cat looks like that before he hacks up a hairball. -- Kenneth Oppel
But why diminish your soul being run-of-the-mill at something? Mediocrity: now there is ugliness for you. Mediocrity's a hairball coughed up on the Persian carpet of Creation. -- Tom Robbins
At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop. -- Chuck Palahniuk
A part of her wanted to tell him she still loved him, and that even though this love was hopeless and long over, it still consumed her year after year. It was a tangled hairball of feelings and she couldn't pull forth any one strand. -- Ann Brashares
This Windows 95 hairball has become so big, so unmanageable, so hard to use, so hard to configure, so hard to keep up and running, so hard to keep secure. Windows 95 is a great gift to give your kid this Christmas because it will keep your kid fascinated for months trying to get it up and running and trying to figure out how to use it. -- Scott McNealy
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. -- Steven Wright

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