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I love chips and salsa. Guacamole. -- Julianne Hough
Holy green guacamole! (Selena) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
I always love a side of guacamole with everything. -- Erin Heatherton
I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they're either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live. -- Frank Bruni
Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole. -- David Letterman
The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato, and jalapenos. And, of course, avocado. -- Demian Bichir
If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with. -- Jason Mraz
Three things that always bring a smile to my face: making guacamole for my friends, getting pedicures with my mom, exploring an airport I've never been in. -- Tyler Oakley
I've been touted for my guacamole. I'll stand by my method. People have asked me to come to their home and prepare it. Restaurants have asked me about it. -- Billy Gibbons
A lot of issues were on the ballots. In New York City there was Proposition 14. That would put a ceiling on the number of late-night talk shows. And California passed Proposition 21. That would change guacamole officially to guac. -- David Letterman
A molcajete is a stone mortar and pestle from Mexico. They're great for grinding spices and making salsa and guacamole because they give everything a nice coarse and rustic feel. I've never collected anything, but I think I might start collecting these because each one is decorated differently. -- Bobby Flay
Sometimes for an afternoon snack, I'll get some tortilla chips and half an avocado, and I'll just eat that like guacamole. -- Kyle MacLachlan
I make love like my afternoon shadow is long. I'll bring the foreplay, if you bring the guacamole. (Yes, I know there is a 99-cent upcharge.) -- Jarod Kintz
Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think I'm never eating guacamole again as long as I live. (Caleb) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
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