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I'm really 95 percent Mr. Rogers, and only 5 percent Oscar the Grouch.' -- George Steinbrenner
I look a little like Beaker. I think I'm a cross between Beaker and The Count. My hair looks like Oscar the Grouch. It's Muppety hair. -- Matthew Gray Gubler
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. -- Kin Hubbard
I don't mind playing absolute bastards... I just don't want to play the grouch. -- Hume Cronyn
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification. -- Helen Rowland
I believe I have a sunny disposition, and am not naturally a grouch. It takes a lot of optimism, after all, to be a traveler. -- Paul Theroux
Expressing criticism of society is not being a grouch. -- Noam Chomsky
Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before. -- Elbert Hubbard
The Lord loveth a cheerful giver. He also accepteth from a grouch. -- Catherine Hall
Give up your thirst for books, so that you do not die a grouch. -- Marcus Aurelius
If we haven't a grouch against Fortune, we seem unable to avoid one against ourselves. -- Winifred Holtby

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