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I'm too drunk to walk, let's drive. -- G-Eazy
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least -- Robert Byrne
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once -- E. Joseph Cossman
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?! -- Kevin Hart
You prefer the guy who would buy you a necklace Take you out to dinner, not hungover breakfast. -- G-Eazy
The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are. -- Kevin Hart

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