Robert Byrne quotes:

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  • Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

  • Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

  • Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

  • The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

  • Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

  • Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

  • No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

  • There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

  • Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

  • A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

  • Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

  • Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least

  • To err is human, to purr feline.

  • Partying is such sweet sorrow.

  • To err is human, to purr is feline.

  • One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

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