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My father-in-law is so sensitive. Sometimes I think he displays too much love for my children. -- Columba Bush
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? -- Dick Clark
I remember distinctly telling my father-in-law, barring a miracle, we're going to have to terminate the pregnancy. Her health has to come first -- Chris Higgins
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this. -- Jeff Foxworthy
My father-in-law was once Chairman of Military Affairs in the Senate, the latter part of the Wilson Administrations. He knew a lot about and was fond of the Army. -- Stuart Symington
Don Baylor, New York Yankees DH, on Billy Martin and his predecessor Yogi Berra: Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law. -- Don Baylor
Sometimes we're at hotels, and I'll answer the phone. They'll say, 'Mr. Ripa, your breakfast is coming upstairs.' And I'm like, Is my father-in-law here? But, obviously, I'm proud either way - Ripa or Consuelos. -- Mark Consuelos
We have three generations at home, including my father-in-law. I keep a very low profile, and a lot of things I do are very much with the family in mind. I have actually made films with the family around me. -- Mira Nair
As my father-in-law once said, when they talk about taxes it's always for teachers, firemen, and police - but when they spend your taxes, it always seems to go to some guy in a leather chair downtown you never heard of. -- Glenn Reynolds
My father-in-law and I always had great interest in Indian sport. At the Athens Olympics, watching the wrestling event, we started discussing the state of Indian sport - inadequate representation, lack of satisfactory results etc. We thought we should do something about it. -- Amit Bhatia
My mother actually left American in 1929 to be part of an alternative community of bohemians around her then father-in-law who was a well-known Greek poet. This group of people were living in this semi-Luddite reality and weaving their own clothes - proto-hippies in a way- -but around an artistic vision. -- Anne Waldman
My father-in-law saw me at a dance performance. The next day, I got a phone call, and the caller said, 'I'm Dhirubhai Ambani... may I talk to Nita?' I said, 'It's a wrong number' and put down the phone. Then he called again... and I said, 'If you're Dhirubhai Ambani, then I'm Elizabeth Taylor.' -- Nita Ambani
We have a shotgun we inherited from my father-in-law, a paranoid Englishman living in Texas. I have a .22 Marlin rifle, similar to the one Annie Oakley had, and my husband has a .357 Magnum pistol. All those are locked up tight, of course. We have a couple of pellet guns that get more use than the real guns. -- Bonnie Jo Campbell
I like to think that people who really know me understand I am the same person - and that is something I will always fight to maintain. Obviously the money is there, but I want to stay the same. At the same time, I want my son to enjoy what I didn't have. My father-in-law often looks at all the toys and games Benjamin has. -- Sergio Aguero
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My father is a practicing criminal law attorney in the Seattle area. -- David Guterson
My father-in-law was a nuclear-submarine captain. My father was in the military. -- David Gregory
Happy Father's Day -- or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law's day. -- Ronan Farrow
At my father's request I took up the study of law at the University of Zurich In 1863. -- Carl Spitteler
Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law. -- Don Baylor
My father's a firefighter. He was my whole life. And my brother-in-law and several family members are firefighters. -- Brad Paisley
You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved. -- Josh Kopelman
My parents were both from the East and had moved to San Francisco only so my father could go to law school there. -- Carre Otis
My father wasn't absolutely delighted. He wanted me to become a lawyer. I studied law, but I thought the shoe business was more exciting. -- Diego Della Valle
Even after I'd published three books and had been writing full-time for twenty years, my father continued to urge me to go to law school. -- Susan Orlean
The law itself exhibits justice and teaches wisdom by abstinence from sensible images and by calling out to the Maker and Father of the universe. -- Clement of Alexandria
My father-in-law has ear hair like a wolverine. It fans out from the auricles, wafting from the ridge lines like cilia, like gray feathered plumage. -- Rosecrans Baldwin
I've been involved with law enforcement for some time. My father was in law enforcement. I went through the training for Homeland Security. I enjoy it very much. -- Lou Ferrigno

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