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I think one of the main reason's Rick Rosenthal and Whitewater PIctures decided to 'get in bed with me' on 'Fat Kid' was because I came in with a strong business plan as well as a creative vision on how to make the film. -- Matthew Lillard
I'm an ass-kicking fat kid. -- Jack Osbourne
I love you like a fat kid love cake. -- Curtis Jackson
I love you like a fat kid loves cake! -- Scott Adams
Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches -- P. C. Cast
I still consider myself a little, fat kid from Hawaii. -- Robert Kiyosaki
I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date -- Nathan Lane
I was the fat kid, so as a defense mechanism, I was the jokester. -- Peter DeLuise
Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day. -- John Bishop
Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids. -- Greg Giraldo
I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia. -- Russell Brand
Now I am in to fat chains, sex and techs, fly new chicks, new kicks, I love you like a fat kid love cake. -- Curtis Jackson
For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid. -- Aziz Ansari
Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies. -- Thom Yorke
My parents both had Oxford degrees, they read important books, spoke foreign languages, drank real coffee and went to museums for pleasure. People like that don't have fat kids: they were cut out to be winners and winners don't have children who are overweight. -- Arabella Weir
When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop. -- Alan Carr
I played soccer all my life and I used to think growing up that they put the fat kid in goal or they put the kid that wasn't good with the ball at their feet in goal and I never wanted to do goalkeeper, I was always the goal scorer. -- Hope Solo
I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over -- Thom Yorke
I was a lonely, frightened little fat kid who felt there was something deeply wrong with me because I didn't feel like I was the gender I'd been assigned. I felt there was something wrong with me, something sick and twisted inside me, something very very bad about me. And everything I read backed that up. -- Kate Bornstein
I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date. -- Nathan Lane
I was a fat little kid with a speech impediment. I used to get beat up, not just picked on. -- Herschel Walker
Our brain, our body, craves fat. We cannot help it. That's why a kid will eat a hot dog quicker than a piece of broccoli. -- Jose Andres Puerta
I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid. -- Jack Whitehall
I was a little fat pudgy kid with big thick glasses, and I was quiet and never said a word, you know - teachers loved me, straight-A student. -- Morgan Fairchild
I was a little fat pudgy kid with big thick glasses, and I was quiet and never said a word, you know -- teachers loved me, straight-A student. -- Morgan Fairchild
I'm one of the most insecure people in the world, always have been, and when you're a fat kid, you try to make the fat jokes before other people make them. -- Stephen Furst
I grew up a fat kid in a small town in Minnesota who was a tomboy and happened to play a mean violin. My goal was to be a famous concert artist some day. -- Gretchen Carlson

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