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I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order. -- Sam Kinison
The reality is that I surround myself with very smart, very strong people - including my ex-wives. -- Ronald Perelman
I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in. -- Frank McCourt
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. -- Lee Trevino
I think that most of my romance comes out in my music. And if you look at my track record of three ex-wives, maybe there's something to that. -- David Foster
I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful thing in their eyes that says they've seen more than they could ever possibly tell you. -- Kate Hudson
I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the Royal Albert Hall. With two ex-wives and five daughters, I thought I wouldn't be involved with anyone for a long time - if ever. Winnie was so gorgeous, my jaw dropped - and it's a big jaw to drop. -- Bruce Forsyth
Besides Bob Satterfield, the only ones who ever hurt me were my ex-wives. -- Jake LaMotta
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order. -- Sam Kinison
Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him. -- David Letterman
He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives. So what's your theory? -- John Green
What women look for in a man: Breathing, IQ over 80, weight under 550 pounds, fewer than six ex-wives. What men look for in a woman: Pia Zadora as she was ten years ago. -- Cathy Crimmins
And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group. -- Christopher Titus

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