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I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants. -- Pamela Anderson
[On her first meeting with he ex-husband, Steven Seagal:] He reminded me of an alien. -- Kelly LeBrock
You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. -- George Foreman
One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food. -- Jill Scott
One of my ex-husbands thought I had a breast job. They looked bigger. I just got the proper lingerie. -- Cybill Shepherd
I have a scar on my right arm from my ex-husband. He was cooking and he had a hot pot and he turned around and went right into my arm. -- Nadine Velazquez
Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex's new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate's ex and any new mate that your new mate's ex has acquired. -- Delia Ephron
My ex-husband happens to be one of the most gifted moviemakers. And what is so bizarre about working with someone like that? I guess it is bizarre to be good friends with your ex-husband. -- Ali MacGraw
Three factors--the belief that child care is female work, the failure of ex-husbands to support their children, and higher male wages at work--have taken the economic rug from under that half of married women who divorce. -- Arlie Russell Hochschild
When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown; the reception hall smelled like feet. -- Sherri Shepherd
It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad taste to talk about ex-husbands and ex-wives, that's all. Also, I don't know a damn thing about politics. -- Jane Wyman
I stood for parliament with the amazing support and help of my ex-husband, but it's not something that was handed to me like a peerage. I worked hard and was elected. So my achievements, such as they are, are my own. -- Louise Mensch
I do feel free, I have patched things up with my ex-husband to the degree of this real friendship. We spend a lot of time together as a family with our son, no way will we be man and wife again. -- Beccy Cole
I saw my ex-husband in the street. I was sitting on the steps of the new library. Hello, my life, I said. We had once been married for twenty-seven years, so I felt justified. He said, What? What life? No life of mine. -- Grace Paley
I sent my ex-husband a bully card: You held hate in one heart and spoke niceties with the other, you laid warm hands upon me in public and wounded me in private, your noble face hid your filthy ways, and your sorrow was but laughter. -- Jenny Jay
I am divorced, and one of the things I am tremendously grateful for is that my ex-husband and I made a decision to go through mediation. I knew a trial would drag on for years, would cost me everything, but worse, would be devastating for our four small children. -- Jane Green
My mom and I were super close when I was a kid, her and I sort of ran off from her ex-husband. It wasn't such a good time for us and I remember listening to The Distillers with her. One time I actually asked her, 'Mom, can I shave my head into a mohawk?' -- Hayley Williams
It's about prioritizing. Just take it one step at a time. Do the best that you can. I'm a mom and I have two husbands - an ex husband and a next husband. It's a blended family and it's very hard to keep things together, but we're happy and we live in love. Djimon and I are so happy. -- Kimora Lee Simmons
Turn around, and the people you thought you knew might change. Your little boy might now live half a world away. Your beautiful daughter might be sneaking out at night. Your ex-husband might by dying by degrees. This is the reason that dancers learn, early on, how to spot while doing pirouettes: we all want to be able to find the place where we started. -- Jodi Picoult
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -- Oscar Wilde
She don't love me like she say she love. Believe Me -- Drake
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?! -- Kevin Hart
I wish I didn't fall so deep in love with you and now there ain't no way we can be friends. -- Trey Songz
The former stewardess glared at her ex-pilot husband as if he had been speaking, and thinking, in the absence of sufficient oxygen. -- John Irving
I've been through a marriage, and I'm still very fond of my ex-husband; but if I've learned anything, it's that relationships are about compromise. -- Alexa Vega
My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband. -- John Fugelsang
The only thing that bothers me is that the girls come up to me and say, "I'm dating your ex-husband." I'm happy that he's dating girls and getting out... -- Janet Jackson
My ex-husband is very involved in raising our beautiful children. We're very lucky because we both grew up in working families in middle America. We're on the same page that way. -- Reese Witherspoon
My ex-husband is not on social media or Facebook, which I find fascinating and I do not follow any [others]. I know that one of them follows me, which I find interesting. -- Sutton Foster

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